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Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2010, 22:16
Replies: 3,028
Views: 146,132
Posted By skazza
Boot the side. pops the lid up a treat. :)

Boot the side. pops the lid up a treat. :)
Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2010, 22:13
Replies: 470
Views: 14,077
Posted By skazza
They'll come in useful round here, that's for...

They'll come in useful round here, that's for sure. :rolleyes: yes, rollbloodyeyes. Mud. Honestly.
Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2010, 21:54
Replies: 3,028
Views: 146,132
Posted By skazza
Seems to have stopped for now in Bradford. Had...

Seems to have stopped for now in Bradford. Had about 7 inches today, really powdery stuff though. made the roads a bit of a nightmare.
Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2010, 21:22
Replies: 470
Views: 14,077
Posted By skazza
That's absolutely true, but what can be done when...

That's absolutely true, but what can be done when one gets the message that school is closed? I'll make up the time soon enough.
Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2010, 21:19
Replies: 56
Views: 2,264
Posted By skazza
It's get in whatever and however you can unless...

It's get in whatever and however you can unless you get a call that the school's closed. Which has happened once before, and applies tomorrow, in the last ten years.
Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2010, 21:15
Replies: 470
Views: 14,077
Posted By skazza
Well, the school I work at is closed tomorrow for...

Well, the school I work at is closed tomorrow for the second time in the ten years I've worked there.

Couldn't be happier, to be honest... :D
Forum: Big Brother 09-06-2010, 19:40
Replies: 2,321
Views: 49,894
Posted By skazza
Good to see a load of names from the 'old days'...

Good to see a load of names from the 'old days' on here.

:)
Forum: General Discussion 06-03-2010, 20:44
Replies: 84
Views: 2,888
Posted By skazza
Were you given an outrageously lenient sentence?

Were you given an outrageously lenient sentence?
Forum: Chatter 04-02-2010, 11:37
Replies: 19
Views: 931
Posted By skazza
I can stop playing this now, and you thought you...

I can stop playing this now, and you thought you were sad...
Hoof! (http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporqUotBouuUorFBoUBopptotuqpoAb3nn3oEqEt)
Forum: General Discussion 30-01-2010, 16:26
Replies: 30
Views: 1,336
Posted By skazza
My attitude? I merely made an observation and...

My attitude? I merely made an observation and gave an opinion based on the facts at hand.

Facebook updates for the grandparents of your son are clearly a good thing in your case, given the new...
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2010, 21:56
Replies: 30
Views: 1,336
Posted By skazza
Or you could invite them round, or visit them....

Or you could invite them round, or visit them.

'Updates of my son'

Oh dear.
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2010, 21:44
Replies: 63
Views: 2,133
Posted By skazza
Ortolans, drowned in Armagnac, then flambéed and...

Ortolans, drowned in Armagnac, then flambéed and eaten whole. Illegal in France, since they're an endangered species. Mitterand threw a feast with them on the menu just before he died. Convention...
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2010, 21:27
Replies: 63
Views: 2,133
Posted By skazza
I've had curried brains at Zouks, in Bradford....

I've had curried brains at Zouks, in Bradford. Interesting texture, it has to be said. I wouldn't eat it again, only because they do nicer stuff. Tiny birds on skewers and the like. :)
Forum: General Discussion 20-11-2009, 01:05
Replies: 65
Views: 2,586
Posted By skazza
Well, that's the point. It is a mushroom, and it...

Well, that's the point. It is a mushroom, and it looks like it's good to eat. It also fits nicely into your hand. Who 'made' it evil again?
Forum: General Discussion 20-11-2009, 00:17
Replies: 65
Views: 2,586
Posted By skazza
A tasty Amanita phalloides on toast.

A tasty Amanita phalloides on toast.
Forum: General Discussion 20-11-2009, 00:13
Replies: 65
Views: 2,586
Posted By skazza
Like Mushrooms you mean? The ones that look good...

Like Mushrooms you mean? The ones that look good to eat but are poisonous? What was God thinking then!
Forum: Football 29-10-2009, 07:23
Replies: 49
Views: 2,061
Posted By skazza
Jizzlord Felch Park?

Jizzlord Felch Park?
Forum: General Discussion 04-10-2009, 21:09
Replies: 41
Views: 2,476
Posted By skazza
Because that means a cold bed when you get into...

Because that means a cold bed when you get into it. Electric blankets warm the bed up first, and all over, not just in one spot like a HWB. As long as you remember to switch them on that is.
I have...
Forum: Advice 04-10-2009, 21:00
Replies: 15
Views: 558
Posted By skazza
Concentrate on the positives: Nice short nails,...

Concentrate on the positives: Nice short nails, no muck beneath them, no risk of accidental scratches, zero danger of playing flamenco guitar, good strong teeth, attractive aura of coy nervousness -...
Forum: General Discussion 04-10-2009, 20:35
Replies: 67
Views: 2,048
Posted By skazza
Thanks! Sleep is for the weak! *yawns* ...

Thanks!

Sleep is for the weak!

*yawns*

...
Forum: General Discussion 04-10-2009, 20:24
Replies: 67
Views: 2,048
Posted By skazza
What I did today: 11:00 - Yesterday evening - ...

What I did today:

11:00 - Yesterday evening - cheerfully started 'timing contractions' for an uncharacteristically sweary Mrs S.
11:20, drove to the hospital with an astonishingly uptight Mrs S....
Forum: General Discussion 27-09-2009, 18:43
Replies: 53
Views: 3,466
Posted By skazza
That oven cleaner advert with the gimpish man and...

That oven cleaner advert with the gimpish man and cross woman:

'so easy even a man can do it'

springs to mind...
Forum: Food and Drink 27-09-2009, 16:13
Replies: 43
Views: 2,897
Posted By skazza
We do have Pizza Express 'in the North' you know....

We do have Pizza Express 'in the North' you know.

And yes, If it was next door to Pizza Hut I'd eat there.
Forum: General Discussion 24-09-2009, 18:00
Replies: 16
Views: 1,122
Posted By skazza
Ha! I live in Idle.

Ha! I live in Idle.
Forum: Fashion and Beauty 28-08-2009, 15:51
Replies: 9
Views: 1,444
Posted By skazza
That's fourteen questions. Wow!

That's fourteen questions. Wow!
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