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Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 13-12-2014, 17:39
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Posted By Button62
OH is watching The Arsenal. I am watching too....

OH is watching The Arsenal. I am watching too. Usually I would be getting ansty about having to be on a half hour catch up. I don't seem to care however. This year's crop of crap hasn't rocked my...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 11-12-2014, 11:26
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Posted By Button62
* Wafts in on a cloud of cigarette smoke and...

* Wafts in on a cloud of cigarette smoke and stress *

Real life has got in the way this year, and so before I am asked to hand in my DOT membership I thought I had better poke my head round the...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 03-11-2014, 17:16
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Posted By Button62
Precisely. Annie Lennox followed by Miss Jenkins...

Precisely.

Annie Lennox followed by Miss Jenkins who is so far from an opera singer that she's on a different Continent. Please don't let it be Mr Bubble ( I sound as if I'm slightly pissed, but...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 03-11-2014, 00:50
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Posted By Button62
I am somewhat saddened that we will never see the...

I am somewhat saddened that we will never see the delights of Scott's Rumba. It would surely have induced screams and howls that would make Miss Hauer look like a shy retiring wallflower at a...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 01-11-2014, 21:22
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Posted By Button62
For those who are interested the spoiler is in.

For those who are interested the spoiler is in.
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 01-11-2014, 00:33
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Posted By Button62
I hate theme weeks *sigh* If Mama Grimsby is in...

I hate theme weeks *sigh*

If Mama Grimsby is in the audience tomorrow night, could someone please tell her to impart to her female offspring that sticking one's finger in one's mouth and pouting...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 27-10-2014, 00:36
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Posted By Button62
At last Tristan gets a moment to shine, but has...

At last Tristan gets a moment to shine, but has to share the stage with TTF and Karen, who were doing a pretty good impression of a pair of mechanical puppets on overdrive. Watching them dance...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 22-10-2014, 22:46
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Posted By Button62
Not having watched ITT this year I had no idea...

Not having watched ITT this year I had no idea that La Hardy was PREGNANT ? Did I read that correctly upthread .... she's PREGNANT ?

Poor sod will be in sequins in the moses basket, and you just...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 20-10-2014, 00:04
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Posted By Button62
Who the hell is voting for him ? I don't do Radio...

Who the hell is voting for him ? I don't do Radio One. Is he promising all his listeners free tickets to see some pretentious band ?

I don't think the self professed Princess of Grimsby wants to go...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 19-10-2014, 16:55
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Posted By Button62
Poor Scott. Superfan who has allegedly been...

Poor Scott. Superfan who has allegedly been touting himself for the show for quite some time. A cross between Tintin and the lead singer from Frankie Goes to Holywood on a rough day. I sincerely hope...
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 26-09-2014, 16:49
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Posted By Button62
Hi y'all. Greetings to my fellow DOTs from...

Hi y'all. Greetings to my fellow DOTs from Florida.

Yet again I am missing the kick off. Hope you all have lashings of alcohol and cake ready.

I am home in 2 weeks.

Tristan better still be there.
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 02-09-2014, 03:30
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Views: 393,607
Posted By Button62
I wonder who will be " doin' it for me nan " (...

I wonder who will be " doin' it for me nan " ( dead or otherwise ) this year ?

I also think we should take bets on how long will elapse before Alisonwhateverhernameis's laugh gets right on our...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 23:24
Replies: 61
Views: 3,731
Posted By Button62
To the previous two posters .... ((((( hugs...

To the previous two posters .... ((((( hugs ))))))

I despise NYE and always have done. Too many crap nights out when I was single which cost a fortune. False bonhomie and hugging and kissing...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 23:10
Replies: 84
Views: 3,486
Posted By Button62
No matter what the numbers are it's bloody awful...

No matter what the numbers are it's bloody awful for those who have been without water since xmas eve.

We have opened the East Wing of the house and have invited the great unwashed of this parish to...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 22:48
Replies: 84
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Posted By Button62
I saw on TV today it's 32,000 homes ...... unless...

I saw on TV today it's 32,000 homes ...... unless they have pulled their finger out since tea time !
@Irishguy ..... we at Button Towers have our own reservoir darling, and if the water does go off I...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 22:35
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Posted By Button62
Us English can be a bit thick ;) Not everyone...

Us English can be a bit thick ;)

Not everyone notices the black dotted line on the map !
Forum: Advice 30-12-2010, 20:23
Replies: 122
Views: 11,934
Posted By Button62
Aww, a happy ending for Eddie :):) India ........

Aww, a happy ending for Eddie :):)

India ..... you should be proud of yourself. You sound just like my lovely mum who had to put up with all sorts arriving at ours after my nocturnal visits.
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 16:05
Replies: 84
Views: 3,486
Posted By Button62
How amusing you are ..... no bottled water in all...

How amusing you are ..... no bottled water in all major supermarkets due to the fact that those without have been buying it, and those who are panicking are stockpiling just in case.

Poking fun and...
Forum: Advice 30-12-2010, 00:57
Replies: 122
Views: 11,934
Posted By Button62
Many moons ago when I was in the ALF I came home...

Many moons ago when I was in the ALF I came home with all sorts of liberated animals.

My long suffering parents kept them all until we could find loving homes for them ....... I loved them for it...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 00:13
Replies: 32
Views: 1,528
Posted By Button62
I have done it once when I read a post comparing...

I have done it once when I read a post comparing Bruce Forsyth to visiting a dying relative ...... inhumane and beyond the pale.

I was alerted and banned once when I got into a particularly nasty...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 00:08
Replies: 3,040
Views: 355,704
Posted By Button62
Yup :) " The customer is always right " is being...

Yup :)

" The customer is always right " is being bandied about a bit.

Some of my customers are lovely, but some of them are so thick they shouldn't be out unsupervised.

The one who called me a...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 00:03
Replies: 125
Views: 4,767
Posted By Button62
Yep , I is a Gooner ... We're the North Bank....

Yep , I is a Gooner ... We're the North Bank. We're the North Bank !!:)
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 00:00
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Posted By Button62
5.20pm on Xmas Eve .... " Do you sell ties ? "...

5.20pm on Xmas Eve ....
" Do you sell ties ? " .....

Erm ... why don't you cast your eye around the jewellery cabinets and make an educated guess ?

Yesterday ......

" Have you got any of those...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 23:42
Replies: 125
Views: 4,767
Posted By Button62
Clock end at Highbury by any chance ? What made...

Clock end at Highbury by any chance ?

What made it worse that day was the fact my friend uses all sorts of highly priced lotions ..... I just use bog standard moisturiser.

When my mum died aged 81...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 23:34
Replies: 125
Views: 4,767
Posted By Button62
At a country fair recently myself, my brother and...

At a country fair recently myself, my brother and my friend had a laugh by having a go with the guy who guesses your age.

My brother is 61 and he guessed 50.
I am 48 and he guessed 37.
My friend is...
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