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Forum: Soaps 26-07-2015, 09:51
Replies: 102
Views: 6,859
Posted By grauniad
I don't know about bad boys, but Fizz on a dark...

I don't know about bad boys, but Fizz on a dark night would scare the shit out of me.
Forum: Soaps 19-07-2015, 12:14
Replies: 250
Views: 4,595
Posted By grauniad
Thanks. Just shows how much attention I'm paying...

Thanks. Just shows how much attention I'm paying of late.
Forum: Soaps 19-07-2015, 09:12
Replies: 250
Views: 4,595
Posted By grauniad
I may have missed something, but where is Sarah?...

I may have missed something, but where is Sarah? Will she appear with a new head?
Forum: Soaps 15-07-2015, 20:04
Replies: 228
Views: 7,305
Posted By grauniad
Poor old Dev. Loses his wife, falls in love with...

Poor old Dev. Loses his wife, falls in love with a lesbian, gets dumped by Julie, and then the final indignity; not in the roll call of Deirdie's ex lovers, even though she had her hands on his...
Forum: Soaps 15-07-2015, 19:48
Replies: 228
Views: 7,305
Posted By grauniad
'Fred didn't die because he was in my...

'Fred didn't die because he was in my hallway'.
Is that a euphemism?
Forum: General Discussion 13-07-2015, 14:20
Replies: 11
Views: 503
Posted By grauniad
Sorry about that, but with me it seems hit and...

Sorry about that, but with me it seems hit and miss. I click on the article to copy, then paste in the post. Sometimes it comes up in blue, others not. Any suggestions as to what I'm doing wrong...
Forum: General Discussion 13-07-2015, 09:35
Replies: 11
Views: 503
Posted By grauniad
Pregnant woman drink driving

I was going to go on about how wrong this is on so many levels, but see for yourselves.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-33487717
Forum: General Discussion 12-07-2015, 08:58
Replies: 124
Views: 4,180
Posted By grauniad
I think even less than half that, maybe four...

I think even less than half that, maybe four years. Absolutely ridiculous.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 11-07-2015, 23:42
Replies: 5,630
Views: 608,443
Posted By grauniad
The woman on the bike in the Sky Fibre ad who...

The woman on the bike in the Sky Fibre ad who lights her own farts.
Forum: General Discussion 10-07-2015, 14:42
Replies: 35
Views: 2,168
Posted By grauniad
Nostalgia is like history, there's no future in...

Nostalgia is like history, there's no future in it.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-07-2015, 17:05
Replies: 586
Views: 73,722
Posted By grauniad
'Lottery syndicate goes to Corrie' , where Roy's...

'Lottery syndicate goes to Corrie' , where Roy's mysterious lady friend meets her long lost identical twin.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-07-2015, 11:13
Replies: 586
Views: 73,722
Posted By grauniad
Well, we've done 'Lottery syndicate goes to...

Well, we've done 'Lottery syndicate goes to Downton'. So what about 'Lottery syndicate of 7 goes to Oxford' ? We could be treated to 6 murders.
Forum: Radio 07-07-2015, 13:36
Replies: 6
Views: 737
Posted By grauniad
Hilarious!! I've often suspected that Naughtie...

Hilarious!! I've often suspected that Naughtie is pissed on air.
Forum: Radio 07-07-2015, 12:32
Replies: 6
Views: 737
Posted By grauniad
Naughtie leaving Today

Not before time for me. His rambling style grates.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33423245
Forum: TV Shows: UK 06-07-2015, 20:37
Replies: 5,630
Views: 608,443
Posted By grauniad
His arse and her face each have parts that come...

His arse and her face each have parts that come from the same rubber tree
Forum: General Discussion 05-07-2015, 22:56
Replies: 19
Views: 821
Posted By grauniad
Lifer goes AWOL from open prison, and Police have no decent photo to show

This is barely credible, a lifer with no up to date photo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-33394074
Forum: General Discussion 05-07-2015, 22:46
Replies: 352
Views: 16,768
Posted By grauniad
Add to that a salad, and you have a double...

Add to that a salad, and you have a double whammy. If the kids don't get you, the salad will.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 05-07-2015, 13:19
Replies: 5,630
Views: 608,443
Posted By grauniad
Toothpaste ads that have people with really...

Toothpaste ads that have people with really annoying voices. From the bloke repeating what sounds like 'senshitivity', to the woman with the wonky mouth saying 'go pwo', to the woman with the drone...
Forum: Soaps 21-06-2015, 12:45
Replies: 12
Views: 710
Posted By grauniad
Very good, but surely the best was the two female...

Very good, but surely the best was the two female panelists impression of the Trotters blow-up dolls.
Forum: Soaps 21-06-2015, 09:04
Replies: 5,379
Views: 536,262
Posted By grauniad
Because she wasn't wearing a bustle and...

Because she wasn't wearing a bustle and whispering 'Please be gentle with me'. 😀
Forum: General Discussion 17-06-2015, 08:25
Replies: 63
Views: 2,209
Posted By grauniad
Her only hope is to be made a dame before...

Her only hope is to be made a dame before sentencing 😉
Forum: TV Shows: UK 14-06-2015, 22:51
Replies: 4
Views: 932
Posted By grauniad
Half past two.

Half past two.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 13-06-2015, 19:02
Replies: 635
Views: 74,738
Posted By grauniad
He was a drunken prick last time he was on. This...

He was a drunken prick last time he was on. This time he was sober. Still a prick, but a sober one.
Forum: Soaps 10-06-2015, 20:30
Replies: 5,379
Views: 536,262
Posted By grauniad
Leanne's in for a shock when Simon tells her he's...

Leanne's in for a shock when Simon tells her he's found two balls in his underpants.
Forum: Soaps 10-06-2015, 19:54
Replies: 94
Views: 6,828
Posted By grauniad
You've lit the touch paper now 😉

You've lit the touch paper now 😉
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