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Forum: Big Brother Today, 20:20
Replies: 69
Views: 2,012
Posted By Conehead
He is comparatively clever. He has more general...

He is comparatively clever. He has more general knowledge than any one else in there, and he also has better social skills and is more articulate and self-aware.
Forum: Big Brother Today, 20:14
Replies: 92
Views: 3,701
Posted By Conehead
A couple of weeks in the house must be bringing...

A couple of weeks in the house must be bringing his average down. He should be trying harder to twerk his way into Joel's affections.
Forum: Big Brother Today, 17:58
Replies: 69
Views: 2,012
Posted By Conehead
He thinks more than most of them before he...

He thinks more than most of them before he reacts. You could probably have an intelligent conversation with him. He is probably better informed than most of them. I think he will make it to the final.
Forum: Big Brother Today, 17:42
Replies: 92
Views: 3,701
Posted By Conehead
All those one night stands. He must be yearning...

All those one night stands. He must be yearning for something deeper.
Forum: Big Brother Today, 17:21
Replies: 97
Views: 3,274
Posted By Conehead
Rylan will have to announce how evilly twisted it...

Rylan will have to announce how evilly twisted it all is and then the lights go dramatic and he does a big evil har har har reverb laugh.
I am psychic.
Forum: Showbiz 02-11-2014, 14:02
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
This C- celeb came home and found this strawberry...

This C- celeb came home and found this strawberry blond mainly tv presenter in their wardrobe, trying on their clothes, and filming themself.

The citrus flavoured presenter is now threatening to...
Forum: Showbiz 28-10-2014, 14:28
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
The drummer from the B@@tles.

The drummer from the B@@tles.
Forum: Showbiz 08-10-2014, 12:34
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
He of the Heroes. A nod's as good as a wink to a...

He of the Heroes.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Forum: Showbiz 07-10-2014, 20:09
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Dusty hears about this star Keep the lid on this...

Dusty hears about this star
Keep the lid on this - that's fair
If you put the binman out
It will be the "other's" shout
Forum: Showbiz 04-10-2014, 12:54
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Think... Hooch advert. Sorry, I was only half...

Think... Hooch advert.

Sorry, I was only half reading then.
Forum: Showbiz 27-09-2014, 22:34
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Yeah. If I was walking around in the rain under...

Yeah. If I was walking around in the rain under my umbrella I would definitely be carrying spare tickets to my own film premiere, ready to give to some maiden in distress.
Forum: Showbiz 01-07-2014, 23:55
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Ugh. Apparently she was even in the room when her...

Ugh. Apparently she was even in the room when her daughter was conceived.
Ugh.
Forum: Showbiz 08-06-2014, 23:56
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
BIB - hmmmm.... makes you wonder if he's really...

BIB - hmmmm.... makes you wonder if he's really dead....
Forum: Showbiz 11-02-2014, 19:34
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Yeah - the Iraq War One and the Foam Pie One.

Yeah - the Iraq War One and the Foam Pie One.
Forum: Showbiz 04-12-2013, 23:23
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Surely someone would tap his shoulder and say "I...

Surely someone would tap his shoulder and say "I say old chap, you shouldn't really be doing that at this birthday party"? Or were they all ANIMALS?
Forum: Showbiz 01-12-2013, 13:12
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
I like these sisters. Hey, they were almost...

I like these sisters. Hey, they were almost family, and the amounts were just small change by some standards.
Forum: Showbiz 29-11-2013, 15:47
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
From Crazy Days & Nights: This A+ mostly movie...

From Crazy Days & Nights:

This A+ mostly movie actor has spent almost $50M in the past two years and is completely broke. He is so broke that he has signed away any future earnings and has no income...
Forum: Showbiz 23-11-2013, 10:41
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
Wasn't he in St Trinians in drag? Doesn't sound...

Wasn't he in St Trinians in drag? Doesn't sound like a Santa outfit would bother him.
Forum: Showbiz 10-11-2013, 23:10
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
This C- A+ mostly celebrity person has acquired a...

This C- A+ mostly celebrity person has acquired a dog which they have named "Karma" because it is always biting people in the ass.
Forum: Showbiz 04-11-2013, 20:38
Replies: 7,995
Views: 3,470,526
Posted By Conehead
The one on the right looks like elfin BBC history...

The one on the right looks like elfin BBC history presenter Lucy Worsley.

But of course, it couldn't be.
Forum: The X Factor 10-12-2010, 19:52
Replies: 6
Views: 1,010
Posted By Conehead
Matt will sing The Bird Is The Word with a...

Matt will sing The Bird Is The Word with a dramatic key change when he starts singing really high, (falsetissimo).
Forum: The X Factor 29-11-2010, 18:32
Replies: 17
Views: 1,608
Posted By Conehead
Too right. I don't know why they don't use...

Too right. I don't know why they don't use Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" when they want to get rid of a troublesome contestant. That would stitch them up a treat.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 18:27
Replies: 55
Views: 3,140
Posted By Conehead
Aww... Chris Moyles will always be a prince...

Aww... Chris Moyles will always be a prince charming to many discerning folk out there.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 18:17
Replies: 8
Views: 807
Posted By Conehead
I don't get Twitter - the interface seems so...

I don't get Twitter - the interface seems so un-user-friendly & impenetrable. But then I do live in a care home.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 18:00
Replies: 29
Views: 1,364
Posted By Conehead
No matter how stoned, he can remember most of the...

No matter how stoned, he can remember most of the words to up to three songs. So what's Katie on?
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