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Forum: Chatter 10-06-2012, 14:53
Replies: 7
Views: 822
Posted By billyboy789
" covered in semen " are you sure you aren't...

" covered in semen " are you sure you aren't talking about YOUR own windows ?

What would Lucy say ?
Forum: General Discussion 10-06-2012, 14:51
Replies: 47
Views: 2,855
Posted By billyboy789
Our local council didn't even debate it, they ...

Our local council didn't even debate it, they built a modern school 100 yds. down the road from a perfectly serviceable 1970s school block, then flattened the old school, the site is now a playing...
Forum: General Discussion 10-06-2012, 14:42
Replies: 37
Views: 1,692
Posted By billyboy789
I may be many things, but I'm not a thief.

I may be many things, but I'm not a thief.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 22:53
Replies: 27
Views: 2,958
Posted By billyboy789
Yikes, Cleo hitting that high note gave the cat a...

Yikes, Cleo hitting that high note gave the cat a right old fright :)
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 22:49
Replies: 49
Views: 13,141
Posted By billyboy789
Maybe there is a finite number of slebs who: ...

Maybe there is a finite number of slebs who:

1. Are willing to do the show.
2. Have an interesting back story.

I thought the last series struggled a bit.

Here's an idea BBC, why not feature...
Forum: General Discussion 09-06-2012, 22:30
Replies: 33
Views: 1,717
Posted By billyboy789
Depends on the murder, if it's a rat-kid on a...

Depends on the murder, if it's a rat-kid on a housing estate with a knife through his heart Hercule and Miss Marple wouldn't give a thruppenny bit.
Forum: General Discussion 09-06-2012, 22:15
Replies: 12
Views: 1,015
Posted By billyboy789
Oh do keep up dahlink, , the real Prince Philip...

Oh do keep up dahlink, , the real Prince Philip died of a heroin OD under a Las Vegas hooker in 1964, this geezer is the second Phil the Greek stand-in.
Forum: Advice 09-06-2012, 22:09
Replies: 26
Views: 2,250
Posted By billyboy789
I've had the dribble thing for a long while ,...

I've had the dribble thing for a long while , but no pain, discomfort or other dodgy prostate symptoms.

I sat through a 9 hour flight to the US last month and had no need for an on flight...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 21:31
Replies: 617
Views: 93,769
Posted By billyboy789
Fack, FACK ? She is Scottish, educated and has...

Fack, FACK ?

She is Scottish, educated and has perfect diction and knows how to pronounce the F word correctly, with a U.

[ although they did bleep it out for some reason ]

I thought she was...
Forum: General Discussion 09-06-2012, 18:52
Replies: 29
Views: 1,360
Posted By billyboy789
Yes, plenty times. I thought, and hoping, the...

Yes, plenty times.

I thought, and hoping, the thread was gonna be a bit more salacious.

Have you ever been caught wearing your sister's underwear or similar.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 18:46
Replies: 1
Views: 667
Posted By billyboy789
Good TV Formats That Died.............

......when the presenter decided he/she had had enough.

Seeing Rolf Harris at the jube ilee shindig reminded me of the great days of Animal Hospital and why the BBC never brought it back with a...
Forum: General Discussion 09-06-2012, 17:27
Replies: 172
Views: 5,917
Posted By billyboy789
Got 22 after about 20 mins. Good fun.

Got 22 after about 20 mins.

Good fun.
Forum: General Discussion 09-06-2012, 16:57
Replies: 545
Views: 18,598
Posted By billyboy789
As a intelligent man of science I'd expect him...

As a intelligent man of science I'd expect him to be an rampant atheist. I'd like to hear a bible basher explain the reason behind God's decision to make Dawkins severely disabled and Rose West...
Forum: Sport 09-06-2012, 15:42
Replies: 3,084
Views: 146,937
Posted By billyboy789
I like women's tennis but, a women's match is...

I like women's tennis but, a women's match is over in an hour and a bit.

We need a 5 set women's game, it's so overdue, they should hang their heads in shame demanding prize money parity with the...
Forum: General Discussion 09-06-2012, 15:37
Replies: 3
Views: 852
Posted By billyboy789
Greece has been spending dosh they haven't got...

Greece has been spending dosh they haven't got for decades.

The Greeks also lavish Euro money on a huge army they don't need, with a population of only 11 million the have a full time army of...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 15:22
Replies: 617
Views: 93,769
Posted By billyboy789
Indeed, how very dare he, offer an alternative...

Indeed, how very dare he, offer an alternative view, an opinion that differed from others ?

I haven't seen Ian so enthusiastic, personally I'd rather suffer an hour of John Barrowman...
Forum: Sport 09-06-2012, 15:08
Replies: 3,084
Views: 146,937
Posted By billyboy789
In what universe ? Maria's shrieking has reached...

In what universe ?

Maria's shrieking has reached critical mass, surely the kinetic energy required to make that racket is a drain on her finite supply of potential energy ?
Forum: Advice 09-06-2012, 10:47
Replies: 42
Views: 2,801
Posted By billyboy789
His postulations were only theory, not Science.

His postulations were only theory, not Science.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 10:41
Replies: 2,909
Views: 115,371
Posted By billyboy789
Indeed, will you watch a bunch of preening,...

Indeed, will you watch a bunch of preening, feeble minded 20 somethings making idiots of themselves, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... watch M P Drop ? :cool:
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-06-2012, 10:36
Replies: 23
Views: 1,277
Posted By billyboy789
Aw, bless. Can't argue with that, It doesn't...

Aw, bless.

Can't argue with that, It doesn't talk back or leave the bog seat down.
Forum: Advice 08-06-2012, 21:51
Replies: 26
Views: 2,250
Posted By billyboy789
Yep, probably the best ever excuse when one gets...

Yep, probably the best ever excuse when one gets caught having a quick one.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 08-06-2012, 21:48
Replies: 54
Views: 15,920
Posted By billyboy789
Was this a version of a US Sit-Com ? Never...

Was this a version of a US Sit-Com ?

Never quite worked for me.

The premise of a male housekeeper was rather improbable, and him being straight and hunky
just made it crazeee !
Forum: General Discussion 08-06-2012, 20:59
Replies: 15
Views: 1,221
Posted By billyboy789
Mmmm I'm too naive it seems, the unwrapped nature...

Mmmm I'm too naive it seems, the unwrapped nature of the stock should have been a clue., chap at the counter said it was old, unsold CD stock that they got at discounted rates.

Lying git.
Forum: General Discussion 08-06-2012, 20:20
Replies: 15
Views: 1,221
Posted By billyboy789
That's Entertainment ?

I newly found this store in Glasgow, 3 Beatle CD's for a tenner.

EMI never, EVER, sell The Pre Fab Four CDs for below 8.

What gives, how so cheap ?
Forum: General Discussion 08-06-2012, 20:12
Replies: 50
Views: 2,594
Posted By billyboy789
Yes, me too, maybe it's an age thing but my...

Yes, me too, maybe it's an age thing but my outlook on most things has taken a lurch to the Right.

The hippy idealism you had when you were 20 was always illusory and based on falsehoods...
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