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Forum: Showbiz 09-12-2014, 10:19
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Despite the long cherished and unrealisitic image...

Despite the long cherished and unrealisitic image of Dscrace that Liz has nursed for 30 years, she is now fully aware that he is a simple man of simple means and 'his' bakery will never fund the...
Forum: Showbiz 01-12-2014, 09:41
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
My those poor laboratory chimps have been bashing...

My those poor laboratory chimps have been bashing out Lizís column for her again on their rusty typewriters. I hope they have time to complete her Ďnovelí for her as well in time for the Xmas market...
Forum: TV Shows: US 12-11-2014, 18:29
Replies: 273
Views: 37,578
Posted By Seabird
I actually thought that some of the scenes that...

I actually thought that some of the scenes that featured both JLM and Lucy in the apartment looked as if the two actors were being filmed separately on the same set, i.e. the camera was totally on...
Forum: Showbiz 10-11-2014, 08:58
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
And her obsession with clothes, boots, shoes and...

And her obsession with clothes, boots, shoes and handbags made of 'buttery soft leather'. In the expensive Paris restaurant article she is planning again to order an omlette. She may have awoken...
Forum: Showbiz 07-11-2014, 08:39
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
She was shortlisted for I'm a Celebrity.... three...

She was shortlisted for I'm a Celebrity.... three years ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2060766/Im-Celebrity-2011-Liz-Jones-pulled-Higher-Being-understand-why.html
Forum: Showbiz 22-09-2014, 08:20
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Just a thought, Scrace's parents, given that he...

Just a thought, Scrace's parents, given that he is an OAP himself, would be at least in their mid-to-late eighties. If she starts taking regular pot shots at them I would hope that the daughter...
Forum: Showbiz 21-09-2014, 13:33
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
'So, we put my mum in the ground...' What a...

'So, we put my mum in the ground...' What a touching opening sentiment. Poor Mrs Jones, if she was humiliated by her daughter in life it will be nothing compared to the milage that her passing will...
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 19:21
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
If the talent of the posters on this thread is...

If the talent of the posters on this thread is anything to go by there are many gifted writers here and some have probably had a go at writing a novel and will be well aware of the time, commitment...
Forum: General Discussion 31-08-2014, 17:37
Replies: 109
Views: 4,564
Posted By Seabird
Loved Brian so much we got his voice on our...

Loved Brian so much we got his voice on our satnav... BIG mistake! Having just driven 1000 miles accross Europe with him in full bellow we have now changed it back to one of the generic voices....
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 16:33
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
For the second time she makes a 'joke' about...

For the second time she makes a 'joke' about MH17. Class act as ever.

"...confiscating my Sisley skincare is unlikely to prevent the plane being shot down over Eastern Europe."

Well done for...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 12:13
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Oh she'd love it, so many SoS catagories she...

Oh she'd love it, so many SoS catagories she could aim for:

'Liz Jones, 56, is finally...'

a) 'All Grown Up'
b) 'A Kardashian'
c) 'Pregnant with 'miracle' baby'
d) 'Hilarious'
e) 'A Muslim'
f)...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 08:00
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
The trouble with the Diary, well, one of the...

The trouble with the Diary, well, one of the troubles, is that it is written so far ahead that the 'cliffhanger' endings are redundant. If Dscrace had indeed taken Liz up the, er Shard and fulfilled...
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 07:11
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2726927/...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2726927/LIZ-JONES-Starving-broke-afraid-oh-joys-student.html

Ahhh, three doses of Liz today. Liz didn't go to university you know, she went to one of those...
Forum: Showbiz 15-08-2014, 08:35
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
My belief is that they probably agreed from the...

My belief is that they probably agreed from the begining that he would be signing up to be part of her Diary (whether for publicity, cash, sex or gifts, who knows). We know that she sent out several...
Forum: Showbiz 12-08-2014, 09:37
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Exactly, but he deserves no sympathy as he...

Exactly, but he deserves no sympathy as he clearly signed up for this (he admitted to contacting her to get publicity for HIS bakery). What he has done is damaged the company's reputation as genuine...
Forum: Showbiz 11-08-2014, 13:09
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Apart from being relieved that Liz doesn't have...

Apart from being relieved that Liz doesn't have my mobile number to text me as well as everyone else about David's callous agreement that she needed to have a light trim, the only thing of interest,...
Forum: Showbiz 08-08-2014, 07:31
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
:D I think you have summed up the situation...

:D I think you have summed up the situation perfectly puffin1962! Liz is now probably the least prolific of the Mail's 'Glenda's' and has indeed been relegated to the MoS where clearly the Diary is...
Forum: Showbiz 04-08-2014, 07:20
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Once more Liz speaks on behalf of ALL...

Once more Liz speaks on behalf of ALL women.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2714432/LIZ-JONES-Listen-men-dusting-NOT-key-hanky-panky.html

(In 1950s BBC voice) "Ladies, when your husband...
Forum: Showbiz 28-07-2014, 16:05
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
I wonder if the Burberry suit was purchased in...

I wonder if the Burberry suit was purchased in anticipation of a proposal? Can't have him choosing his own clothes can we (as someone on the Diary comments points out, only mothers buy suits for men...
Forum: Showbiz 28-07-2014, 07:06
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
I knew she would mention it, but still I cannot...

I knew she would mention it, but still I cannot believe how disgustingly crass she is to link a trivial article about female grooming for the beach to the devastation of MH17:

"The world is simply...
Forum: TV Shows: US 25-07-2014, 09:21
Replies: 73
Views: 9,501
Posted By Seabird
Only just watched this, surely the best episode...

Only just watched this, surely the best episode yet? Stylish, horrific and yet wickedly funny. Hannibal's understated raised eyebrow when Mason Verger started stabbing his expensive chair - he got...
Forum: Showbiz 25-07-2014, 07:55
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
As soon as she mentions money worries or the...

As soon as she mentions money worries or the animals out come her deluded supporters posting fawning messages on the Diary, one even wants to be her new best fwiend (try it luv, you will be column...
Forum: Showbiz 21-07-2014, 07:07
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
Absolutely, though she's always seemed to have...

Absolutely, though she's always seemed to have been more of an animal collector rather than an animal lover, and then of course gets Nic to look after them! I'm astounded that she claims to have an...
Forum: Showbiz 15-07-2014, 07:37
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
:o DD you have been used as bitter column fodder...

:o DD you have been used as bitter column fodder by Liz and worse, by your ex who clearly does not deserve the loyalty you have shown and such dignity. It is never made clear in the brief mentions...
Forum: Showbiz 11-07-2014, 07:38
Replies: 2,860
Views: 542,689
Posted By Seabird
:D Brilliant! Welcome Talli_W. I wonder if Liz...

:D Brilliant! Welcome Talli_W. I wonder if Liz realises that since Dscrace become her muse that her writing is the worst it has ever been, and that's saying something. It is noteable that even her...
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