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Forum: General Discussion 24-07-2015, 07:47
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There's this one girl on Facebook who annoys the...

There's this one girl on Facebook who annoys the hell out of me. She's one of those "Lol I hate girls, boys are the best" lasses...and spends all her time at work or on facebook flirting with this...
Forum: General Discussion 29-05-2015, 10:02
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Views: 506,210
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Update on Amy, Ella and James... Amy is pissed...

Update on Amy, Ella and James...

Amy is pissed off at Ella and has gotten back with James, broken up with him and now is trying to talk things out with him...she wrote a very dramatic status at 5AM...
Forum: General Discussion 28-05-2015, 18:40
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Okay I've got a golden one here...a soap opera...

Okay I've got a golden one here...a soap opera worthy line between...let's call them Amy, John and Ella...I've edited the spelling to make it readable....it's between a bunch of...well I wouldn't...
Forum: General Discussion 19-04-2015, 08:37
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Posted By paperplanes_
As long as you don't go around calling women who...

As long as you don't go around calling women who won't date you sluts and blaming them for not throwing themselves at you, you're probably okay. ^_^





He also has a really creepy personality. :o
Forum: General Discussion 18-04-2015, 20:58
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There's this really lonely guy who constantly...

There's this really lonely guy who constantly posts shit like
"Sigh I am still single"
"Why am I alone. I am a nice caring boy"
"Going to die a fat virgin"

I feel like paying for a hooker just to...
Forum: General Discussion 01-04-2015, 14:33
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
On the subject of girls and their...

On the subject of girls and their selfies...There's these 2 girls aged about 18-19 who are out with a different guy every month posting about how they want cuddles with their man...then it's a new...
Forum: General Discussion 22-03-2015, 22:42
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
Little bit of back story...names changed There's...

Little bit of back story...names changed

There's this local chav Jazz who I have added and recently she's broken up with her boyfriend Ste because he was annoyed she was into someone else.

Two of...
Forum: General Discussion 18-02-2015, 21:07
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Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
I've got tyrophobia, and even pictures of holes...

I've got tyrophobia, and even pictures of holes makes me feel like I'm going to throw up my lunch.
Forum: General Discussion 17-02-2015, 23:45
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The local tart has spilt up with her boyfriend...

The local tart has spilt up with her boyfriend (local drug dealer*) and her recently single post has over 90 likes and comments from guys trying to get off with her.

It's not so much a post as a...
Forum: General Discussion 16-02-2015, 23:47
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
"ME AND MY BOY JUST BROUGHT BROADBAND FOR OUR LIL...

"ME AND MY BOY JUST BROUGHT BROADBAND FOR OUR LIL CUTE FLAT,"

I cannot summon up a **** to give.
Forum: General Discussion 15-02-2015, 08:11
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About ten BAE GOT ME THIS statuses. From a girl...

About ten BAE GOT ME THIS statuses. From a girl who was a firm "Valentines day is crap and people should spilt the bill" believer until she got a boyfriend and now it's all about how he buys her this...
Forum: General Discussion 13-02-2015, 10:09
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Posted By paperplanes_
Nope, surprisingly not :D. The local creeper...

Nope, surprisingly not :D.

The local creeper sends poetry to random girls in the form of Facebook statuses. I'll have to post some of them. They're actually hilariously "friendzone" material.
Forum: General Discussion 13-02-2015, 06:40
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Views: 506,210
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"So I invit ma mates nd 1 of there mates back to...

"So I invit ma mates nd 1 of there mates back to mine nd this hot chica starts tryna get me alone, but she has a bf who cheats on her so she think its ok. Hardest thing was sayin no."

Yes I'm sure...
Forum: General Discussion 11-02-2015, 11:17
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Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
I'm gripped. I'd have asked her who is going to...

I'm gripped. I'd have asked her who is going to play her in the movie.
Forum: General Discussion 09-02-2015, 18:09
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
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"Every1 send me numbas! Lost ma contacts *his...

"Every1 send me numbas! Lost ma contacts *his number* " - One like....from the local creeper.

The next day "Need every1 too send me numbas!" One like....from his dad
Forum: General Discussion 31-01-2015, 19:39
Replies: 3,310
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Posted By paperplanes_
Why r gals so weird!!! Swear im Nevah as...

Why r gals so weird!!! Swear im Nevah as complikated as des women!"

Girls aren't weird. You just lie to your "bae" of the month then get pissed off when she's angry about it, you stupid douche.
Forum: General Discussion 30-01-2015, 11:35
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Posted By paperplanes_
I don't know if she's taking the piss or...

I don't know if she's taking the piss or not...she does have a son called Jayden and she does type in terrible spelling but I have no idea if she's joking about some kid having the same name or not.
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2015, 21:01
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
:o she seems like a treat. Yeah she's got a few...

:o she seems like a treat.

Yeah she's got a few chavvy friends. They've all got kids about the same age. All "typing bout there darlin babiies and ow deyv got to lukk afta tdem nd b mummy nd...
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2015, 18:55
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Views: 506,210
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Do I want to know the context of why she posted...

Do I want to know the context of why she posted it :D

I have a girl on my friends list who is very Jeremy Kyle. And she posted this gem

"ah call ma wee jayidens name oout in asda cos hes wondered...
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2015, 16:55
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Posted By paperplanes_
Wow. There are some things that people don't need...

Wow. There are some things that people don't need to know. That is one of them...grim. :o.

Why just why would you put that on the Internet. One of my friends used to take after sex selfies and say...
Forum: General Discussion 29-01-2015, 14:24
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Posted By paperplanes_
"Why is it dat im never dat lucky 1," - a man who...

"Why is it dat im never dat lucky 1," - a man who seems to latch on to any girl who has a conversation with them, tries to get with them for about two weeks then sulks when his method of liking their...
Forum: General Discussion 18-01-2015, 20:46
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Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
I have no idea. She always writes stuff like...

I have no idea. She always writes stuff like that... "takky" or "vyyyy" too. I think it's gibberish.
Forum: General Discussion 18-01-2015, 17:13
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Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
Facebook statuses that are just ":(" Or ":)"...

Facebook statuses that are just

":("

Or ":)"

Vague book.com

Also I seen a girl post a VERY heavily photoshopped selfie with her hand at her face like she was on some sort of photoshoot and the...
Forum: General Discussion 17-01-2015, 12:27
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
Ohhhh. See that makes more sense. And now I feel...

Ohhhh. See that makes more sense. And now I feel like I have a gutter brain for thinking it was conquests :D
Forum: General Discussion 16-01-2015, 18:17
Replies: 3,310
Views: 506,210
Posted By paperplanes_
My first thought was number of erm, sexual...

My first thought was number of erm, sexual partners maybe
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