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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 23:31
Replies: 12
Views: 431
Posted By CravenHaven
I thought "Joint Enterprise" was the Star-Trek...

I thought "Joint Enterprise" was the Star-Trek dress down Friday when they wear futuristic bikinis and smoke pot.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 17:35
Replies: 21
Views: 767
Posted By CravenHaven
why do losers get hot chicks? teh mind bogglz

why do losers get hot chicks?
teh mind bogglz
Forum: Movies Yesterday, 17:28
Replies: 34
Views: 872
Posted By CravenHaven
The Empire Puts It Back - Daft Varter performs...

The Empire Puts It Back - Daft Varter performs graft surgery on Luke Duke's hand and robot camels clean up their own mess on another planet. Hans 'Free' Solo (oo-er) eats his way out of the world's...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 17:20
Replies: 45
Views: 1,204
Posted By CravenHaven
talk to the hook coz the wheel ain't listenin'

talk to the hook coz the wheel ain't listenin'
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 16:37
Replies: 57
Views: 1,674
Posted By CravenHaven
they probably kept it hot on the machine for...

they probably kept it hot on the machine for hours. You'd get more use out of it pouring it your fuel tank instead.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 16:35
Replies: 119
Views: 3,637
Posted By CravenHaven
"Mummy, why has that woman got a cat's tail down...

"Mummy, why has that woman got a cat's tail down her trousers?"
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 16:26
Replies: 45
Views: 1,204
Posted By CravenHaven
Abu Hamster didn't want to leave

Abu Hamster didn't want to leave
Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 15:08
Replies: 220
Views: 35,362
Posted By CravenHaven
Rolf was pretty remarkable with his third leg....

Rolf was pretty remarkable with his third leg. No, not that one, the Jake the Peg one.

that's the trouble with it right there. She's accused somebody that nobody will stand up for, who won't be...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 15:01
Replies: 31
Views: 1,312
Posted By CravenHaven
I would distract him with the one true recipe for...

I would distract him with the one true recipe for fairy cakes.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 14:48
Replies: 81
Views: 3,457
Posted By CravenHaven
there is nothing maturing up about going...

there is nothing maturing up about going "niiiiiiaaaooowwwwww vroom vroom" for hours round a racetrack. If there was then I'd be in the House of Lords by now with my Scalextric
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 14:43
Replies: 17
Views: 1,006
Posted By CravenHaven
They'll be extracting the p'ss next. I thought I...

They'll be extracting the p'ss next.
I thought I already had one of these things, it was called a masturbator.
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 22:33
Replies: 15
Views: 509
Posted By CravenHaven
the only way to solve this is to put fat people...

the only way to solve this is to put fat people in a water tank and make them breathe out as hard as possible. I saw a scientist do it on the telly.
I think it makes tins of ham.
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 21:58
Replies: 31
Views: 1,499
Posted By CravenHaven
I wonder if deep web makes glugging noises and...

I wonder if deep web makes glugging noises and feels like you're suffocating
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 16:05
Replies: 18
Views: 525
Posted By CravenHaven
sometimes they park on a broad corner when...

sometimes they park on a broad corner when everybody else parked on the whole kerb as well. But when everybody else leaves, that car looks stoopid
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 15:52
Replies: 93
Views: 3,028
Posted By CravenHaven
when I was a child I was lucky to get a...

when I was a child I was lucky to get a turnip.
wrap sprouts in Quality Street wrappers. That'll get rid of them.
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 15:49
Replies: 2
Views: 226
Posted By CravenHaven
that's just kitty being playful. You don't want...

that's just kitty being playful. You don't want to see bad kitty.
Must introduce them to my 20 foot anaconda.
Forum: Showbiz 08-07-2014, 14:36
Replies: 25
Views: 1,984
Posted By CravenHaven
she's just chosen a print that doesn't show her...

she's just chosen a print that doesn't show her slight portliness.
On baby no.5, here's hoping she finds a new hobby.
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 11:07
Replies: 32
Views: 2,284
Posted By CravenHaven
you mean while Seņor Policia was occupied with...

you mean while Seņor Policia was occupied with checking the lining of their suitcase, the Michelin man walked past stuffed with 70 kilos of the white stuff?
Nice one
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 11:05
Replies: 10
Views: 432
Posted By CravenHaven
you channelling Brainhiggy?

you channelling Brainhiggy?
Forum: Showbiz 08-07-2014, 10:58
Replies: 220
Views: 35,362
Posted By CravenHaven
I don't get it. Most people I know would give her...

I don't get it. Most people I know would give her a wider berth than the QE2
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 00:45
Replies: 37
Views: 1,358
Posted By CravenHaven
would be nice if they could see their way to not...

would be nice if they could see their way to not steal, starve or beg near my favourite tourist attractions like Notre Dame, and instead keep to the designated Bleeding Heart Liberal areas (zones...
Forum: General Discussion 07-07-2014, 22:57
Replies: 37
Views: 1,358
Posted By CravenHaven
The French don't put up with it so the boogers...

The French don't put up with it so the boogers will end up here soon
Forum: General Discussion 07-07-2014, 22:52
Replies: 29
Views: 771
Posted By CravenHaven
I eat Mississippi mud pie out of a trough

I eat Mississippi mud pie out of a trough
Forum: Showbiz 07-07-2014, 21:46
Replies: 137
Views: 19,773
Posted By CravenHaven
toned??? What kind of standards do they have at...

toned??? What kind of standards do they have at DM towers??
Either they were running slowly or some pap is a special talent at running with Nikon & telephoto... if the pictures are not staged.
Forum: General Discussion 07-07-2014, 21:39
Replies: 44
Views: 1,347
Posted By CravenHaven
this is what the kitty sign was invented for...

this is what the kitty sign was invented for :kitty:
come clean, who did you annoy
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