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Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 18:38
Replies: 129
Views: 12,800
Posted By Azura's Star
More of a sex thimble if he's as teeny weeny as...

More of a sex thimble if he's as teeny weeny as Ella says.
Exactly how much alcohol have you had?




Cheesier than a cheesy wotsit.
Although obviously nowhere near as tasty.
I have a vain hope that...
Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 13:44
Replies: 979
Views: 91,060
Posted By Azura's Star
Exactly. I completely believe that there was an...

Exactly.
I completely believe that there was an affair, purely because the alternative is too ridiculous to contemplate.
Who in their right mind would allow their friend to claim that they had an...
Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 13:32
Replies: 129
Views: 12,800
Posted By Azura's Star
I must admit that I do sometimes wonder whether...

I must admit that I do sometimes wonder whether "Peter Andre" is actually a comedy character - like Keith Lemon or Borat, because it seems unbelievable to me that this idiot is actually a real...
Forum: Showbiz 16-12-2014, 08:30
Replies: 129
Views: 12,800
Posted By Azura's Star
Yup. Nice to see that he's managed to put his...

Yup.
Nice to see that he's managed to put his devastation at not having the kids on Christmas Day to one side, just in time for a nice private magazine cover.
Apparently shy, natural, not-a-doctor...
Forum: Showbiz 15-12-2014, 20:57
Replies: 60
Views: 4,520
Posted By Azura's Star
And Amanda Holden. You're not a MILF love, you're...

And Amanda Holden.
You're not a MILF love, you're a raddled, shrieking hag.
Forum: Showbiz 15-12-2014, 20:32
Replies: 60
Views: 4,520
Posted By Azura's Star
Every single person mentioned above. Plus...

Every single person mentioned above.
Plus Chantelle Houghton.
And Alex Reid.
And all the Loose Women.
And Justin Bieber, One Direction and especially Coldplay.
Forum: Showbiz 15-12-2014, 17:37
Replies: 129
Views: 12,800
Posted By Azura's Star
*rollyeyes* Surely Tangoman has only "won" this...

*rollyeyes*
Surely Tangoman has only "won" this award because
- he's one of the few people stupid enough to think that he deserves an award just for being a parent
- he's the only one guaranteed to...
Forum: Showbiz 13-12-2014, 15:17
Replies: 24
Views: 1,523
Posted By Azura's Star
Isn't it just? Frankly, the fact that the victim...

Isn't it just?
Frankly, the fact that the victim has now "forgiven" MW is irrelevant.
He is still just as guilty of the crime as he was before.
The fact that he is now a rich, famous douchebag, as...
Forum: Showbiz 12-12-2014, 21:22
Replies: 24
Views: 1,523
Posted By Azura's Star
I don't think it's sincere at all, and as you...

I don't think it's sincere at all, and as you say, clearly has far more to do with his business interests, and wish to sign up as a reserve police officer than any real feelings of...
Forum: Showbiz 12-12-2014, 18:25
Replies: 24
Views: 1,523
Posted By Azura's Star
This idiot actually thinks that he's a role...

This idiot actually thinks that he's a role model.
From the moronic douchebag who claimed he could have single-handedly prevented one of the planes flying into the World Trade Centre.
He's a *****...
Forum: Showbiz 09-12-2014, 19:05
Replies: 979
Views: 91,060
Posted By Azura's Star
Yeah, I wondered about that too. And what on...

Yeah, I wondered about that too.
And what on earth does " Jane back integrated into her community once more " mean?
Which community?
The community of people who cheat on their husbands by shagging...
Forum: Showbiz 07-12-2014, 13:58
Replies: 310
Views: 27,827
Posted By Azura's Star
Doesn't he always sound like he's caught his...

Doesn't he always sound like he's caught his dangly bits in his zip?

I think I may have worked out what your problem is Hmm.
Clearly you have very sensibly kept all your inoculations up to date and...
Forum: Showbiz 04-12-2014, 20:58
Replies: 36
Views: 2,913
Posted By Azura's Star
Higher ranking than what exactly? Pondlife? Who...

Higher ranking than what exactly? Pondlife?
Who on earth considers low-rent desperados like Kerry Katona and Chantelle "higher ranking?"

Surely you only have to look at the parade of z-listers who...
Forum: Showbiz 03-12-2014, 13:41
Replies: 310
Views: 27,827
Posted By Azura's Star
Almost. As befitting a musical megastar of PA's...

Almost.
As befitting a musical megastar of PA's talent and standing, the Big Nit at Christmas is exclusively available at Iceland.
It's not free though, you will actually have to hand over some cash...
Forum: Showbiz 03-12-2014, 11:50
Replies: 310
Views: 27,827
Posted By Azura's Star
Aaaand we're back in the room. I wonder if the...

Aaaand we're back in the room.

I wonder if the recent revelation that PA finds the Iceland ads as embarrassing as many other people do, and the fairly reasonable conclusion that he actually doesn't...
Forum: Showbiz 02-12-2014, 18:51
Replies: 310
Views: 27,827
Posted By Azura's Star
Hers. I'm pretty sure that he had custody of the...

Hers.
I'm pretty sure that he had custody of the magazine cover last year.
Forum: Showbiz 02-12-2014, 18:34
Replies: 35
Views: 6,054
Posted By Azura's Star
:D:D:D Popping out children is her job. How...

:D:D:D





Popping out children is her job.
How else do you think a bankrupt no-mark can afford all those bloody holidays?
Forum: Showbiz 02-12-2014, 16:23
Replies: 979
Views: 91,060
Posted By Azura's Star
>:( I should blooming well think so. Pfft. I...

>:(
I should blooming well think so.




Pfft.
I would imagine that IF that conversation even happens it will be a pretty short one.
Michelle: Did you have a secret bunk up with Jordan?
MW: No. She...
Forum: Showbiz 01-12-2014, 21:20
Replies: 979
Views: 91,060
Posted By Azura's Star
It's definitely not just you, he is properly...

It's definitely not just you, he is properly horrible.
The way some people go on on Strictly you'd think he was some kind of Adonis, not a gurning half-wit from RTV.
I must admit though, I haven't...
Forum: Showbiz 01-12-2014, 20:45
Replies: 979
Views: 91,060
Posted By Azura's Star
Ugh. *massive rollyeyes* Are there any male...

Ugh.
*massive rollyeyes*
Are there any male zelebrities who haven't tried their luck with Chantellitall?
Still, I suppose it gives her something new to look mardy about.

I should tell you that I...
Forum: Showbiz 30-11-2014, 20:25
Replies: 35
Views: 6,054
Posted By Azura's Star
:blush: You're right. How could I have forgotten...

:blush:
You're right.
How could I have forgotten the endless opportunities for Kerry to be papped in the local park, doing her exercises in a boobtube and hotpants, or running along a beach in a...
Forum: Showbiz 30-11-2014, 17:51
Replies: 310
Views: 27,827
Posted By Azura's Star
I think that very much depends on your definition...

I think that very much depends on your definition of work.
I find it very difficult to believe that someone who is constantly wittering on about how he is going to make a credible album and fill...
Forum: Showbiz 30-11-2014, 17:44
Replies: 35
Views: 6,054
Posted By Azura's Star
It's shocking. If the Romeo and Juliet of...

It's shocking.
If the Romeo and Juliet of zelebdom can't make it work, what hope is there for us mere mortals?
It could be a nice little money-spinner for them though.
Just imagine how many Mag...
Forum: Showbiz 30-11-2014, 15:08
Replies: 310
Views: 27,827
Posted By Azura's Star
I don't think it's hypocritical at all. They are...

I don't think it's hypocritical at all.
They are acting.
If Morrisons were using the tagline "That's why Ant and Dec go to Morrisons" then I suspect that many people would have the same issue as they...
Forum: Showbiz 29-11-2014, 16:25
Replies: 979
Views: 91,060
Posted By Azura's Star
Desperate doesn't even come close. Although it...

Desperate doesn't even come close.
Although it must have been a tiny dent in MW's massive ego that not even KP was hard up enough to take him up on his very generous offer.
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