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Forum: General Discussion 30-08-2014, 23:15
Replies: 113
Views: 2,874
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Plenty meat plenty chilli plenty garlic no...

Plenty meat plenty chilli plenty garlic no lettuce no tomatoes plenty onions
Forum: General Discussion 30-08-2014, 23:11
Replies: 99
Views: 3,068
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I asked the barber for a perfect Urdu but it...

I asked the barber for a perfect Urdu but it turned out a bit of a Farsi.
Forum: General Discussion 29-08-2014, 22:19
Replies: 87
Views: 2,967
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Two surnames which I thought were made up but are...

Two surnames which I thought were made up but are apparently real -
Isbister (as in Mr. Isbister)
Alucard (in the film 'Dracula AD 1972' Prof Van Helsing helpfully spells it out backwards for any...
Forum: General Discussion 29-08-2014, 22:14
Replies: 87
Views: 2,967
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Ronnie and Noel of those two ilks made names for...

Ronnie and Noel of those two ilks made names for themselves in rather different ways.
Forum: General Discussion 29-08-2014, 22:07
Replies: 77
Views: 3,009
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Only trouble with shopping online is that Tesco...

Only trouble with shopping online is that Tesco and no doubt the others employ the sort of person who thinks that because Greene King IPA and Shepherd Neame IPA have similar sounding names the former...
Forum: General Discussion 29-08-2014, 22:03
Replies: 77
Views: 3,009
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Not on the way home, but I do occasionally walk...

Not on the way home, but I do occasionally walk out of town to stock up there.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 22:44
Replies: 148
Views: 4,508
Posted By HarrisonMarks
It's German for 'Fox'. Thank goodness nobody with...

It's German for 'Fox'. Thank goodness nobody with the surname Kuntz ever got on in business.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 19:14
Replies: 68
Views: 1,593
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I frequently lift beer bottles.

I frequently lift beer bottles.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 19:12
Replies: 77
Views: 3,009
Posted By HarrisonMarks
My rucksack was already full of bottles from Asda...

My rucksack was already full of bottles from Asda and Sainsbury.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 19:07
Replies: 148
Views: 4,508
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I pronounce it so it rhymes with pterodactyl. I...

I pronounce it so it rhymes with pterodactyl. I like to do things the hard way.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 16:32
Replies: 77
Views: 3,009
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I got six bottles of beer and one Amarula (the...

I got six bottles of beer and one Amarula (the wife likes it) home in four bags yesterday. You just have to be careful.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 16:29
Replies: 148
Views: 4,508
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Tess-co is sufficient for my purchasing...

Tess-co is sufficient for my purchasing requirements.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 14:51
Replies: 80
Views: 2,141
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Although deserted spooky houses always have...

Although deserted spooky houses always have surprisingly well stocked fridges.
Forum: General Discussion 28-08-2014, 14:41
Replies: 80
Views: 2,141
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Female animals can easily be distinguished...

Female animals can easily be distinguished because they have enormous breasts and wear lipstick and false eyelashes.
Forum: General Discussion 25-08-2014, 22:32
Replies: 53
Views: 2,162
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I died in 1997. I think this is Purgatory....

I died in 1997. I think this is Purgatory....
Forum: General Discussion 25-08-2014, 22:28
Replies: 37
Views: 1,449
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I had a whole load of celebrities just stare at...

I had a whole load of celebrities just stare at me the other day. Then I realised - I work at Madame Tussauds!
Do I win 5?
Forum: General Discussion 25-08-2014, 22:23
Replies: 53
Views: 2,162
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I wouldn't know anything about it, to be honest.

I wouldn't know anything about it, to be honest.
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2014, 15:37
Replies: 35
Views: 1,767
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I think these scantily clad models should be...

I think these scantily clad models should be thoroughly vetted, preferably by me. I'll take down their particulars and inspect their credentials etc. etc. etc.
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2014, 14:21
Replies: 27
Views: 748
Posted By HarrisonMarks
When I cross the road here in Cambridge I look...

When I cross the road here in Cambridge I look left and right in case a car might hit me. Then when I reach the opposite pavement I look left and right in case a bike might hit me.
Forum: Showbiz 24-08-2014, 14:13
Replies: 124
Views: 13,527
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Doctor Who

Doctor Who
Forum: General Discussion 22-08-2014, 17:44
Replies: 130
Views: 5,331
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'll stick with Game Of Thrones, Yentl's much...

I'll stick with Game Of Thrones, Yentl's much scarier.
Forum: General Discussion 22-08-2014, 14:37
Replies: 4
Views: 132
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Sorry, but I can't afford the motorbike and the...

Sorry, but I can't afford the motorbike and the smelly leather jacket.
Forum: General Discussion 22-08-2014, 14:34
Replies: 18
Views: 520
Posted By HarrisonMarks
OP, according to your profile you are two years...

OP, according to your profile you are two years old. What you are doing is therefore very immoral and actually illegal.
Forum: Football 22-08-2014, 14:21
Replies: 9
Views: 439
Posted By HarrisonMarks
My brother and I were in a crowd of 7 once....

My brother and I were in a crowd of 7 once. Brimsdown Rovers v Leavesden Mental Hospital in the FA Vase.
Forum: General Discussion 22-08-2014, 13:15
Replies: 30
Views: 926
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I got next door's cat to crap in my garden.

I got next door's cat to crap in my garden.
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