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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 20:58
Replies: 9
Views: 406
Posted By BastardBeaver
There are.

There are.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 19:40
Replies: 7
Views: 220
Posted By BastardBeaver
He's no Tommy from Ground Force.

He's no Tommy from Ground Force.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 19:35
Replies: 77
Views: 2,704
Posted By BastardBeaver
Yea I think that's what threw me, plus I had...

Yea I think that's what threw me, plus I had never seen one before, and so without really thinking what it might be used for I just assumed it was a sex torch... Haha.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 19:29
Replies: 77
Views: 2,704
Posted By BastardBeaver
Lol... Well I don't know really... Maybe you use...

Lol... Well I don't know really... Maybe you use it for looking inside people? That's a thing right?
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 19:16
Replies: 78
Views: 2,068
Posted By BastardBeaver
I actually think the most beautiful women I have...

I actually think the most beautiful women I have ever seen come from African nations

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xFX_mJ8e_tc/UK2aWBiXFPI/AAAAAAAAB8M/N5OjUrRA97o/s1600/africawoman2.jpg
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 19:06
Replies: 17
Views: 636
Posted By BastardBeaver
I really like that 2nd washing machine.

I really like that 2nd washing machine.
Forum: Politics Yesterday, 00:13
Replies: 30
Views: 494
Posted By BastardBeaver
It also doesn't sit quite right with me OP. I...

It also doesn't sit quite right with me OP.

I had to laugh the other day though, on the BBC news app, the most read stories.

Number 1 was the blue or black/ white and gold dress thing.

Jihadi John...
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 23:32
Replies: 77
Views: 2,704
Posted By BastardBeaver
Ok yea I googled. How is that at all sexy? And...

Ok yea I googled. How is that at all sexy? And where's the light? I assumed it was some kind of sex torch... Not that I see how a sex torch would be in any way useful.
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 23:19
Replies: 18
Views: 737
Posted By BastardBeaver
We are the champions, We know what to do, Get all...

We are the champions,
We know what to do,
Get all the girls,
And flush 'em down the loo.

****ing lyrical genius.
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 23:17
Replies: 26
Views: 1,069
Posted By BastardBeaver
Bruce's price.

Bruce's price.
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 23:16
Replies: 77
Views: 2,704
Posted By BastardBeaver
I'm quite open, sexually... But I have no ****ing...

I'm quite open, sexually... But I have no ****ing idea what a fleshlight is???
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 21:02
Replies: 44
Views: 1,011
Posted By BastardBeaver
Yer innit :D this is what I posted about. The...

Yer innit :D this is what I posted about.

The thing that makes it better than most others is the singer actually sounds convincing.

"I pose like Rocky tonight" :D
Forum: Showbiz 01-03-2015, 20:49
Replies: 80
Views: 2,914
Posted By BastardBeaver
There are a few Madonna songs that I absolutely...

There are a few Madonna songs that I absolutely love... Papa Don't Preach, True Blue, Frozen... But I wouldn't say I'm a Madonna fan as such.

I just wish she would stop making 'dance' music. It just...
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 20:42
Replies: 44
Views: 1,011
Posted By BastardBeaver
I'm not sure I've understood the thread...

I'm not sure I've understood the thread completely, but the Literal version of Total Eclipse Of The Heart on YouTube makes me laugh everytime!

"What the effing crap, that angel guy just touched me...
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 19:29
Replies: 550
Views: 13,280
Posted By BastardBeaver
Oh me too! Keep playing it on repeat :D

Oh me too! Keep playing it on repeat :D
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 19:12
Replies: 16
Views: 585
Posted By BastardBeaver
Breathe through your mouth.

Breathe through your mouth.
Forum: General Discussion 01-03-2015, 19:01
Replies: 77
Views: 2,704
Posted By BastardBeaver
A smarties tube would do it for me.. :(

A smarties tube would do it for me.. :(
Forum: Food and Drink 01-03-2015, 18:58
Replies: 107
Views: 3,381
Posted By BastardBeaver
.... You CANT just end that story there...

.... You CANT just end that story there...
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 23:49
Replies: 45
Views: 1,408
Posted By BastardBeaver
I look down on a lot of people. I'm 6'3".

I look down on a lot of people. I'm 6'3".
Forum: Pets 28-02-2015, 19:47
Replies: 44
Views: 1,211
Posted By BastardBeaver
Thank you for kind words yesterday people. Feel a...

Thank you for kind words yesterday people. Feel a lot better today about it. Still sad but happy memories and my dad e-mailed me lots of funny photos of him.

Peace.
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 19:44
Replies: 128
Views: 3,792
Posted By BastardBeaver
Magic.

Magic.
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 19:42
Replies: 4
Views: 322
Posted By BastardBeaver
I turn into Speedy Gonzales. I'm very thoughtful.

I turn into Speedy Gonzales. I'm very thoughtful.
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 19:39
Replies: 167
Views: 6,181
Posted By BastardBeaver
Oh pmsl :D

Oh pmsl :D
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 19:37
Replies: 6
Views: 228
Posted By BastardBeaver
Winds of Winter would make a lovely Christmas...

Winds of Winter would make a lovely Christmas present 2015 >.< never gonna happen though. I think Addisonian is right, I think I read it won't be released till 2017 :(
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 19:33
Replies: 167
Views: 6,181
Posted By BastardBeaver
I looked it up. I didn't even use the word...

I looked it up. I didn't even use the word Squiffy in the right context. It means a little bit drunk. "Oo I'm a little bit squiffy". So vaginas make me drunk. The end.
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