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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 18:18
Replies: 103
Views: 3,335
Posted By Espresso
That is completely untrue. Mind, so is everything...

That is completely untrue.
Mind, so is everything else you ever say on here, so no one should be surprised.

A trained eye for post-partum thighs, forsooth! Whatever next - you can tell how many A...
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 08:19
Replies: 166
Views: 5,996
Posted By Espresso
That's not quite the same though, because you've...

That's not quite the same though, because you've got one of the organs in question and you know what it does and how it works and why it does what it does and when.
If lesbians were to say that the...
Forum: General Discussion 27-02-2015, 22:14
Replies: 166
Views: 5,996
Posted By Espresso
Any man who finds sex with women boring and...

Any man who finds sex with women boring and thinks sex with men is better should obviously only be having sex with men, so as not to bore any more women!
Forum: Food and Drink 27-02-2015, 21:23
Replies: 26
Views: 815
Posted By Espresso
Dark chocolate digestives, ginger nuts and fig...

Dark chocolate digestives, ginger nuts and fig rolls are my three favourites. I can't choose between them.
Forum: Soaps 27-02-2015, 19:54
Replies: 333
Views: 6,184
Posted By Espresso
Oi! You've been told once! Off you pop to the...

Oi! You've been told once!
Off you pop to the proper thread!
:D
Forum: Soaps 27-02-2015, 19:52
Replies: 64
Views: 4,220
Posted By Espresso
In real life wives and mothers stick by their...

In real life wives and mothers stick by their criminal men - convicted murderers and rapists and muggers and robbers and paedophiles get visited in prison by their loved ones, after all.
So it's not...
Forum: Soaps 27-02-2015, 19:35
Replies: 333
Views: 6,184
Posted By Espresso
Chrissie's husband is a bisexual adulterer who...

Chrissie's husband is a bisexual adulterer who killed his brother's wife.
Her son is a sexual predator and a delusional drug dealing fraudster, fantasist and psychopath.
She's a fortunate girl, isn't...
Forum: Soaps 27-02-2015, 19:15
Replies: 333
Views: 6,184
Posted By Espresso
Lachlan is a master of manipulation. He totally...

Lachlan is a master of manipulation. He totally believes he's done nothing wrong, that he can have whatever he wants and do whatever he likes all of the time. No remorse, no shame, not an ounce of...
Forum: Advice 27-02-2015, 19:04
Replies: 56
Views: 5,042
Posted By Espresso
So someone where you used to work has lied about...

So someone where you used to work has lied about you to someone you know. The person you know is now going to write a letter to the management of your former workplace complaining about what they...
Forum: Soaps 27-02-2015, 16:36
Replies: 33
Views: 2,061
Posted By Espresso
People have not imagined it, she said what he'd...

People have not imagined it, she said what he'd done.

You might not like her acting or think she is convincing as an actress - that is down to personal opinion, after all - but if you really didn't...
Forum: Soaps 26-02-2015, 19:39
Replies: 558
Views: 29,732
Posted By Espresso
Lachlan is such a master manipulator, I bet the...

Lachlan is such a master manipulator, I bet the police believe him when he tells them Alicia came on to him.
Forum: Soaps 26-02-2015, 19:29
Replies: 558
Views: 29,732
Posted By Espresso
That scene with Lachlan and Alicia was very...

That scene with Lachlan and Alicia was very creepy and sinister on his part and her shock and fear were very credible. Well done to both actors.

The fact that some thought the scene was a turn on...
Forum: Soaps 26-02-2015, 19:07
Replies: 558
Views: 29,732
Posted By Espresso
This is very creepy. I fear for Alicia.

This is very creepy. I fear for Alicia.
Forum: Advice 25-02-2015, 08:29
Replies: 30
Views: 1,998
Posted By Espresso
Blackpool is an unemployment blackspot. This is...

Blackpool is an unemployment blackspot. This is largely because so many out of town dossers move here. Presumably being a dosser at the seaside where it is cheap to live is seen as being more...
Forum: General Discussion 24-02-2015, 23:26
Replies: 19
Views: 593
Posted By Espresso
Aside from that, ordinary men who aren't film...

Aside from that, ordinary men who aren't film stars often come out with similar guff:
"Tuesday? Sorry, the wife won't give me a pass that night" when the real reason they're not going to whatever it...
Forum: Advice 23-02-2015, 21:42
Replies: 45
Views: 4,177
Posted By Espresso
I have very good friends at my work, but we never...

I have very good friends at my work, but we never talk about such matters at work. We do in the pub of course, after work.
There are other people in my office who are so indescribably nosy it is...
Forum: Food and Drink 17-02-2015, 22:07
Replies: 2,256
Views: 152,688
Posted By Espresso
A banana with a cherry yoghurt for breakfast Ham...

A banana with a cherry yoghurt for breakfast
Ham sandwich and an apple for dinner.
2 pancakes with lemon and sugar for tea.
Forum: General Discussion 17-02-2015, 17:45
Replies: 127
Views: 4,330
Posted By Espresso
That would be lovely. It'd be nice to hear what...

That would be lovely.
It'd be nice to hear what she thinks.
Forum: General Discussion 17-02-2015, 17:14
Replies: 127
Views: 4,330
Posted By Espresso
Of course she does, dear. If she's a poster,...

Of course she does, dear.

If she's a poster, let's have her in here then, so we can see what she thinks about your fear of male midwives.
Forum: General Discussion 17-02-2015, 16:52
Replies: 127
Views: 4,330
Posted By Espresso
Well now, doesn't that just say it all. Easy to...

Well now, doesn't that just say it all.
Easy to see who thinks he's in charge.
Forum: Soaps 16-02-2015, 22:47
Replies: 13,258
Views: 1,376,410
Posted By Espresso
If you get a 14 year old there are laws about how...

If you get a 14 year old there are laws about how many hours they can work and they must have a tutor, so they can still do their school work.
No such issues if they use a baby-faced adult.
Forum: General Discussion 16-02-2015, 21:24
Replies: 126
Views: 4,940
Posted By Espresso
rufusrain gets his kicks looking down on everyone...

rufusrain gets his kicks looking down on everyone at the supermarket then coming on here and wittering on about them.
Well, he doesn't really, because I doubt he's allowed out on his own.

I've...
Forum: Food and Drink 16-02-2015, 20:53
Replies: 23
Views: 2,151
Posted By Espresso
Try the Co-Op own brand version of After Eights....

Try the Co-Op own brand version of After Eights. They are much nicer.
Forum: General Discussion 16-02-2015, 20:25
Replies: 127
Views: 4,330
Posted By Espresso
Any parent who has produced a child intelligent...

Any parent who has produced a child intelligent and dedicated enough to manage the ten years or so it takes from starting a medical degree to ending up as a gynaecologist isn't likely to be quite as...
Forum: General Discussion 15-02-2015, 23:10
Replies: 127
Views: 4,330
Posted By Espresso
I don't think it matters all that much whether...

I don't think it matters all that much whether you'd be comfortable or not. You'd not be the patient.
The patient can specify if they want a male or a female medical person ministering to them and...
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