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Forum: General Discussion 25-01-2015, 20:40
Replies: 92
Views: 2,038
Posted By HarrisonMarks
If the Scots want a new national poet they should...

If the Scots want a new national poet they should look no further than the man who wrote
I'm a liitle shy E I
I like to stay home E O
Shakespeare's my guy E I
Julie and Rome E O

Mr. B. A. Robertson
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 19:09
Replies: 96
Views: 2,318
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Thanks OP, a new word for me and an etymological...

Thanks OP, a new word for me and an etymological treat.
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 19:05
Replies: 60
Views: 2,628
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I bought a book called 'Finnegan's Wake' from an...

I bought a book called 'Finnegan's Wake' from an Irish fella.
Loved it, a masterpiece.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 23:06
Replies: 14
Views: 551
Posted By HarrisonMarks
This thread needs given the axe too.

This thread needs given the axe too.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 23:04
Replies: 35
Views: 1,028
Posted By HarrisonMarks
The Portman Group acts on the principle that any...

The Portman Group acts on the principle that any human given access to alcohol will drink him/herself into oblivion unless prevented from doing so by a social superior.
As stupid as it sounds, and...
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 21:27
Replies: 35
Views: 1,028
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Brewdog's finest hour...

Brewdog's finest hour -
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/sorrynotsorry
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 21:23
Replies: 138
Views: 6,862
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Apart from witness testimony there's no evidence...

Apart from witness testimony there's no evidence against almost all of the rapists and child molesters in prison. Shall we let them all out?
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 17:14
Replies: 145
Views: 4,229
Posted By HarrisonMarks
He got barred for overusing the 'Do you serve...

He got barred for overusing the 'Do you serve spirits?' gag.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 17:10
Replies: 1,801
Views: 38,320
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Bites through virtual lip.

Bites through virtual lip.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 17:09
Replies: 1,801
Views: 38,320
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Bites virtual lip.

Bites virtual lip.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 15:22
Replies: 145
Views: 4,229
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Given the preference I would rather eat a snack...

Given the preference I would rather eat a snack of lightly grilled bread while watching a vespertine current affairs presentation.
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 19:14
Replies: 44
Views: 2,014
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'm tonedeaf ban-happy ex DJ Mike Read and I...

I'm tonedeaf ban-happy ex DJ Mike Read and I wrote a song about living in a high-rise block. Why not check it out on YouTube? Then check out my UKIP calypso, hey where are you going?
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 19:06
Replies: 17
Views: 666
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I've found that since I adopted nightwear of flat...

I've found that since I adopted nightwear of flat cap, black and white hooped jumper and facemask they are always asking to look in my bag. I thought 'SWAG' was a designer label.
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 19:00
Replies: 132
Views: 5,680
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Most cats don't even do that. It's more a dog...

Most cats don't even do that. It's more a dog thing. Or ring-tailed lemurs. I wouldn't buy loose carrots in a supermarket which was full of ring-tailed lemurs.
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 18:56
Replies: 6
Views: 247
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Bah, too slow.

Bah, too slow.
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 18:55
Replies: 6
Views: 247
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'm sure there are plenty of transvestite...

I'm sure there are plenty of transvestite websites which would serve your purpose.
Forum: General Discussion 18-01-2015, 14:01
Replies: 154
Views: 6,226
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Abigail Burdess? Emmanuelle Joseph? Wendy Bain?

Abigail Burdess?
Emmanuelle Joseph?
Wendy Bain?
Forum: General Discussion 17-01-2015, 18:19
Replies: 1,989
Views: 110,868
Posted By HarrisonMarks
It's cultural...

It's cultural appropriation
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/14/white-people-declared-bae-over-black-people-can-use-it
Forum: General Discussion 17-01-2015, 18:12
Replies: 44
Views: 1,618
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I don't see the point of selfies. I have a mirror...

I don't see the point of selfies. I have a mirror at home so I know what I look like.
Forum: General Discussion 17-01-2015, 17:13
Replies: 132
Views: 5,680
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Bingo! It's cats crapping in the garden time...

Bingo! It's cats crapping in the garden time again. I feed my cats laxative and make sure they crap all over next door's precious lawn. Needless to say, I have the last laugh. I am the late John...
Forum: General Discussion 16-01-2015, 09:24
Replies: 66
Views: 2,920
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I don't suppose many parents call their kids...

I don't suppose many parents call their kids Captain Sensible or Rat Scabies.
Forum: Music 15-01-2015, 18:44
Replies: 18
Views: 1,181
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Whatever did Beaky do to offend you?

Whatever did Beaky do to offend you?
Forum: General Discussion 15-01-2015, 18:42
Replies: 96
Views: 3,838
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I heard on the radio 'It's raining men' so I went...

I heard on the radio 'It's raining men' so I went outside to have a look. Imagine my surprise when an unsuccessful parachutist landed on top of me, killing me instantly. Do I win 5?
Forum: General Discussion 14-01-2015, 20:46
Replies: 117
Views: 4,963
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Sid : Would you like some wine? June : No thank...

Sid : Would you like some wine?
June : No thank you, I tried it once and I didn't like it.
Sid : Smoke?
June: No thank you, I tried it once and I didn't like it.
Sid : That's very unusual.
June : Not...
Forum: General Discussion 13-01-2015, 18:22
Replies: 41
Views: 1,660
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I suspect Malcolm meant Karl of that ilk, whom he...

I suspect Malcolm meant Karl of that ilk, whom he may wish to regard as a villain. And I suspect that the Tony Martin whom he included on the side of the angels is the murderous Norfolk farmer rather...
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