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Forum: General Discussion Today, 23:15
Replies: 22
Views: 254
Posted By juliancarswell
Whats she going to do? Off the top of my head,...

Whats she going to do?
Off the top of my head, if you pissed her off enough she could call the toilet police and accuse you of deliberately flashing your knob at her when asked to leave. Who do you...
Forum: General Discussion Today, 22:21
Replies: 53
Views: 1,058
Posted By juliancarswell
No they didnt. They probably ate it. Perfect...

No they didnt. They probably ate it.



Perfect slim world?
You do realise that we are talking about a 30 minute easy bimble to work? We're not talking Bradley Wiggins here.
When I said it spoke...
Forum: General Discussion Today, 19:57
Replies: 53
Views: 1,058
Posted By juliancarswell
Last time I was getting treatment at hospital...

Last time I was getting treatment at hospital there was a male nurse who had a bicycle bought under the government scheme and daid he used it to commute the 7 miles each way to work each day.
The...
Forum: General Discussion Today, 06:29
Replies: 178
Views: 4,941
Posted By juliancarswell
Thats interesting, any links?

Thats interesting, any links?
Forum: General Discussion Today, 06:06
Replies: 41
Views: 1,284
Posted By juliancarswell
The nearest town to us,(4 miles away) ten years...

The nearest town to us,(4 miles away) ten years ago had a fully staffed 24hr police stn. Its now a walk in crime reporting centre staffed by volunteers for about 2 or 3 hrs a day. The nearest 24 hr...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 21:26
Replies: 118
Views: 3,278
Posted By juliancarswell
Ooh you wouldn't let it lie would you?

Ooh you wouldn't let it lie would you?
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 21:13
Replies: 178
Views: 4,941
Posted By juliancarswell
Rapture? Israel has had nuclear weapons for a...

Rapture? Israel has had nuclear weapons for a generation and never used them even though their deadliest enemies didnt have them.
What do you think hamas would do if they had the bomb and Israel...
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 19:43
Replies: 26
Views: 966
Posted By juliancarswell
Never mind Work years longer, die years younger,...

Never mind

Work years longer, die years younger, and twenty times more likely to die while just doing your job.

All very sexist.

I know which I'd rather put up with.:)
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 14:35
Replies: 44
Views: 2,200
Posted By juliancarswell
Wait....you mean loads of women are...

Wait....you mean loads of women are hypocrits......shocking !:o
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 14:25
Replies: 98
Views: 4,765
Posted By juliancarswell
Funny how a woman in her 50s eyeing up a 21yr old...

Funny how a woman in her 50s eyeing up a 21yr old guy isnt dirty old letch.
Shes a couger showing her confidence and empowerment. You just cant cope with an older womens sexuality, yadda yadda.
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 22:25
Replies: 2
Views: 280
Posted By juliancarswell
So its true, suicide bombers are all dirty...

So its true, suicide bombers are all dirty stinking bastards.:D
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 16:52
Replies: 26
Views: 878
Posted By juliancarswell
Is five yearsalong time? It depends. If I was...

Is five yearsalong time?
It depends.
If I was hanging by my balls on a spike, then yes, five years would be a very long time.😬
Forum: TV Shows: UK 25-07-2014, 16:50
Replies: 81
Views: 4,514
Posted By juliancarswell
From the couple of shows I have seen he appears...

From the couple of shows I have seen he appears to have a degree in stating the bleeding obvious:)
Forum: TV Shows: UK 25-07-2014, 16:00
Replies: 81
Views: 4,514
Posted By juliancarswell
He reminds me of the gay psychic in Pheonix...

He reminds me of the gay psychic in Pheonix Nights
" Im seeing a word.........Nonce"

She looks like she has just come off the stage in a tranny bar in Blackpool.

Still, theymake a change to the...
Forum: General Discussion 24-07-2014, 22:14
Replies: 4
Views: 511
Posted By juliancarswell
Forget man flu, most males just ignore poor health

". MAN FLU” is a myth, and, far from succumbing to the slightest hint of illness, men are more likely than women to soldier on regardless, according to a survey."

I wishI had a pound for everytime...
Forum: Books, Magazines & Newspapers 23-07-2014, 09:14
Replies: 3,042
Views: 85,744
Posted By juliancarswell
Wally, from 'Where's Wally?' by Martin...

Wally, from 'Where's Wally?' by Martin Handford.
Forum: General Discussion 21-07-2014, 22:30
Replies: 98
Views: 3,865
Posted By juliancarswell
"One hit and you're out" That's an awful lot of...

"One hit and you're out"

That's an awful lot of girlfriends kicked into touch then. 😳
Forum: General Discussion 19-07-2014, 18:35
Replies: 346
Views: 11,191
Posted By juliancarswell
Stranger things have happened. I remember reading...

Stranger things have happened.
I remember reading in the Times, when the sex grooming gangs were hitting the headlines, about a father tracing his 12yr old daughterto ahouse ( Rochdale iirc) where...
Forum: General Discussion 18-07-2014, 20:09
Replies: 56
Views: 2,038
Posted By juliancarswell
BBC weather app. It is so consistantly wrong that...

BBC weather app. It is so consistantly wrong that I piss myself laughing most days.
Forum: Soaps 17-07-2014, 20:53
Replies: 29
Views: 1,676
Posted By juliancarswell
In soapland some women have very low standards.😊

In soapland some women have very low standards.😊
Forum: Soaps 17-07-2014, 19:42
Replies: 259
Views: 11,833
Posted By juliancarswell
Perhaps the writers know that if they show ethnic...

Perhaps the writers know that if they show ethnic minorities in the correct inner London proportion (over 50%) or even the numbers in some East End boroughs ( over 70%) then viewers in othet parts...
Forum: General Discussion 17-07-2014, 07:06
Replies: 34
Views: 1,139
Posted By juliancarswell
'Man Starts House Fire Trying To Kill...

'Man Starts House Fire Trying To Kill Spider"

Oooh Betty!
Forum: General Discussion 16-07-2014, 17:58
Replies: 230
Views: 5,086
Posted By juliancarswell
At the risk of getting flamed for this, have you...

At the risk of getting flamed for this, have you noticed how many of the female clergy that come on the media to talk about this look like elderly lesbians? All short grey hair and sensible shoes....
Forum: General Discussion 16-07-2014, 17:40
Replies: 31
Views: 1,078
Posted By juliancarswell
Peter Kay covered thid brilliantly in "The...

Peter Kay covered thid brilliantly in "The Icecream Man Cometh

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_mPKzNGzQ. 😊😊😊
Forum: General Discussion 16-07-2014, 16:37
Replies: 12
Views: 435
Posted By juliancarswell
"Has anyone got any kind of advice on what I can...

"Has anyone got any kind of advice on what I can do"

Dont dive bomb, you might want to leave some water in for others fatty! 😊

JOKE!

I was self concious at your age, but I look back on photos now...
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