..Or indeed an autobiographical account of his 'career' to date:
'Starred' as a roadsweeper in a very poor soap.
Did a reality show called 'The Club'.
Went bankrupt (still managing to live in an 800k house - no mean feat)
Complained that reality shows were beneath him; when the beautiful irony is of course, that they are above him.
Bedded a few hounds.