I went out with Gail Porter when I was 17 (she nearly 16....). i tried like a bear to copulate with her, but she was far too classy and was having none of it!
Then she dumped me and ran off to London to find fame and fortune.
Ho hum! In all honesty, she is a lovely girl and well deserved the fame. Couldn't fathom the bum on the parliament shots. Seemed so unlike her.