is the royal wedding *snort* on or has Simon's roving macho eye ruined it all?
'Fraid its all off. The Smitten-Cowells appear to have given way to the "Happiest on a different continent 8000 miles apart -Not Smitten-Any More -Cowells and The Wedding has been postponed until the first of never
The "Roving Macho Eye" of our Si has swivelled onto the Nations Sweet'art and Kerching is left sobbing into her Vicky Beckham frocks, far, far away in LA. Or, spending all her pay off cash on fast cars, new houses and a new shed for her unsold make up range