I think she's just buying a dress clinging onto hope she might get a last minute invitation.
Not looking good for her though if she has had to forgo her Vicky Beckham gowns and Prada frocks for the bargains on the "sample sale" in some lowly Beverly Hills boutique is it? Has her Black Amex been revoked?
Oh well, you had it good whilst it lasted Kerching...its just a shame Si never got over looking at you like you were toxic waste instead of his Smitten One. Still, Im sure you will get to keep the ring and Cash For Gold is still paying out a hefty sum per ounce, so that should keep you in sale rack dresses for a good few years to come dear. Every cloud and all that