Ouch . . .I fell down here. . . I'm trapped in some rocks.
What a fabulous premise for a film.
Annoying that the English Media would hype up ANY Danny Boyle film, eg a film called "Going To The Toilet" about a man going to the toilet to do a number 2, as being amazing, thrilling, beyond ones wildest imaginations and truly groundbreaking.
this would make a great spoof actually
were his ass is stuck on the toliet and he has to cut his flabbyarse cheeks offf!!
during it he has visions of other random movies and tv stuff to spoof