[Eejit]

Originally Posted by jonparadise

I've noticed that nearly all headlines now have quote marks (usually meaning it's a pile of poo).

EG:

Cheryl Cole 'squashed by meteorite'

or

Paris Hilton 'knits worlds biggest tea cozy'

And of course the bi-weekly..

CELEB NAME 'wants part in INSERT SOAP HERE'.

Somebody really needs to put together a DigitalSpy headline generator.