Originally Posted by jonparadise
I've noticed that nearly all headlines now have quote marks (usually meaning it's a pile of poo).
Cheryl Cole 'squashed by meteorite
Paris Hilton 'knits worlds biggest tea cozy'
And of course the bi-weekly..
CELEB NAME 'wants part in INSERT SOAP HERE'.
Or perhaps meteorite lands in Katie Prices garden, engagement immediately announced and signed up by Max Clifford. New series begins next week.