YAY! Part 10!!!!!
THE WEDDING EPISODE PART THREE
And now Emma's ruined it by combing the fringe down. Phil points out Aud's whiskers, nobody points out his nose tusks. You'd have thought he might have tucked them in sor something. Maybe Sam could've gelled them with her magical hand clapping technique.*
There they are, the three mischief ladies at the registry office. They're absolutely creased. Now if they can get their shifts covered, I'm sure Phil n Aud's family could have made the effort.......that's if Emma had bothered to invite them. I bet she never posted those invites.
There it is! Audrey's splendid magpie fascinator! It's a doozy! Phil's at the registry office looking smart with his auburn hair in a Robert Robinson combover. Sam, you're a legend! "He looks really smart and I'm surprised he's got socks on". I can't believe it's taken a vow renewal to get him to wear socks.
So the guests that have turned up are the three mischief ladies, two ladies who are "supporters", the florists and a family who describe themselves as stalkers. Yeah, thanks Sam n Em, you did a great job there. The lady of the family says her young daughter (who only looks about 6) is Aud's biggest fan and she watcges the show. Is it really appropriate viewing for a 6 year old? Even the censored daytime version? Oh well, I suppose poor Kim's daughter has been right in the middle of it....uncensored! Poor mite. Poor Kim.
I know we laugh at Aud with her fascinator and Phil with his sox, but they look a damn sight better than on their first wedding vid. Oooops, Aud has to go to the throne room. Why oh why didn't she put her teeth in?! * *Oh no, she must have adjusted her magpie fascinator while in the loo, it's sitting right on top of her head like an aspidistra. Oh look there's Kim....Coooeeeeee (waves).*
Here's the vows off of the internet. Sam's crying and Emma's making fun of her. Behave yourself Emma, remember you're not five. Oh look, they get a swimming certificate. Phil n Aud's moaning that they don't know anyone. Awwwww look at the two little girls throwing confetti. Cute.
And now they're off to the "Canine" for the reception. Did they really say "the Canine