Wooo Part 10!!!! Who would have thought it?! Not Phil or Emma that's for sure, what with the lack of pictures and everything.
This is more their kind of thing (thanks Kirvaat)
I notice there's a gap in the internet market for a "****yeahphilchawner" page. It needs someone with a strong stomach.
In answer to the kind comments that I should be a descriptor person for blind telly, that's not a good plan, I'm too mischievous. I told an old blind lady on a night out that the man singing in front of her was a stripper. She nearly croaked when he gave her the microphone.
I wonder how our patient is today? I hope she's laid off the tabs. Smoking after having a camera scraped down your throat can't be good.