No I ain't Quasimodo lol i do have very bad low self esteem. How do I get in touch with Emma like without sounding weird
You could go for a meal at Frankie and Benny's in Blackburn and ask her sister if she will give you Emma's number (although that sounds a bit creepy and has stalker vibes)
Seriously, follow her on twitter, request to be her friend on facebook, pay her loads of compliments, never say anything disrespectful about her father, and the girl will be yours. Although from what I have heard, you may have to have a duel at dawn with Matt Cardle for her
You could offer to help her with her showbiz career - are you a musician/actor/model or could you pretend to be one? If she thinks you have connections to the Z list, you will be in like Flynn.