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Exclusive ! Scott's sex-chat line revealed...
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A young man with a ludicrously fruity voice picks up the phone....
"Good evening dear sirs and gentle lady-folk - welcome to Scott's Sinful Sexual Seraglio - purveyors of the highest form of perversion on the telephonic apparatus in the English-speaking world.
For your delectation and delight this evening...
Press button 1 for furious frottage...Press 2 for delights of the nether regions...Press 3 for glorious gamahuching...Press 4 for our tempestous intercourse with a tribadic threesome.
We guarantee your conversation will conclude with a copious discharge from your membrum virile...
Calls cost one pound, two shillings threepence farthing per minute after twilight...telephone communication through wireless apparati may incur considerable charges"
Call Macclesfield 1212 - post-haste !
"Good evening dear sirs and gentle lady-folk - welcome to Scott's Sinful Sexual Seraglio - purveyors of the highest form of perversion on the telephonic apparatus in the English-speaking world.
For your delectation and delight this evening...
Press button 1 for furious frottage...Press 2 for delights of the nether regions...Press 3 for glorious gamahuching...Press 4 for our tempestous intercourse with a tribadic threesome.
We guarantee your conversation will conclude with a copious discharge from your membrum virile...
Calls cost one pound, two shillings threepence farthing per minute after twilight...telephone communication through wireless apparati may incur considerable charges"
Call Macclesfield 1212 - post-haste !
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Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."
Click.
I have read a lot of Victorian erotica in my time...:D
I didn't even know they did that in those days. It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started
It's a bit of a mouth full!
Excellent !
What - gamahuching or Victorian erotica?
The Romance of Lust (in two volumes) is my favourite - deleriously crazy and has more sexual combinations than you ever thought possible.
lol
I was referring to the gamahuching not the literature - I only ever read the straight stuff. I blame the teachers!
Particularly the furious frottage....:cool:
Makes a nice change .....:)
Genius
I read 'The Pearl' in my teens, so I remember the words used!:D