"Some commentators, driven by envy, perhaps, have compared the singer to a cockroach . Certainly, she appears to be indestructible. If the world were wiped out by a nuclear catastrophe, she'd still be there, making a nuisance of herself." -The Dictionary of National nuisance
The first true thing you have said on this thread.
I think you are Geris Tzt-Zu and have learned to type a keyboard with your paws.