Eurgh. I'd forgotten that the Chawners were close personal friends of creepy brother and sister singing duo Same Deference, having attended their CD signing at the Trafford Centre.
I googled Same Deference to see what they were up to these days, and they are doing a tour of Haven Holiday campsites. I reckon Sister Act could do a novelty singing act for the holiday camp market, they would make more money than they do cutting people's hair.
Absolutely!! and they would fit right in at Haven, they would positively look svelte.
(no offence to anyone who holidays there - I have on several occasions - well the one in Wales anyway) But blimey, there are some chubby families there!