I was almost forced to be Rory the Tiger when I worked there (cos the lassie who usually did it was too hungover to turn up). No chance "We are Tiger Club Kids! And we're gonna play all daaaaaaaay!"
It still gets me in my nightmares
I'm sure Phil would be an amazing ambassador by taking up a position as Rory! Either that or he could go to Eurodisney and pretend to be Shrek
(oh wait, he's not allowed to go to France)
You're suggesting Phil gets a JOB?
Don't be daft, he has the diabetic, helicopter pylons, aspic reflex and a touch of the gallblabbers, he can't possibly work. Even though he would only need a touch of make-up to be Shrek.
I'm so jealous you worked at Haven, were you one of the entertainment team? What colour jacket did you wear?