You're suggesting Phil gets a JOB?
Don't be daft, he has the diabetic, helicopter pylons, aspic reflex and a touch of the gallblabbers, he can't possibly work. Even though he would only need a touch of make-up to be Shrek.
I'm so jealous you worked at Haven, were you one of the entertainment team? What colour jacket did you wear?
Nah I was a kitchen monkey but did pretty much anything (was young and needed money), but it was joined right on to the entertainment area. Wednesday mornings was line dancing for old folk. Quite funny to watch. It was a lovely polo shirt that was yellow, red, blue AND green
Someone I follow tweeted THIS
picture earlier and I automatically pictured the Chawner's cupboards coming down with the stuff