If those fingernails weren't so pristine I would suspect Phil Chawner was holding the can up to the camera.
After all there's nothing else to have is there, apart from sausages. Oh and a weightwatchers cottage pie and a piece of fruit.
It must be really hard not being able to lose weight on a low calorie diet. I mean, that is essentially rabbit food that they are living on and the poor souls are just getting bigger and bigger. Perhaps they've been eating the chewing gum Willie Wonka invented that is a 3 course meal. They are just needing to be taken to the Juicing Room to be squeezed