Jedward - idiots who made money out of nothing
Jordan - leading a car-crash life
Andre / Katona - famous only for selling their car-crash lives
Natalie Cassidy - what did she do just now??
Phillip Schofield - Jack of all trades...
Cilla Black / Lulu - they sound totally nasty and self-centred
Ant & Dec - one-trick ponies
Phil Collins / Jim Davidson / Paul Daniels - Tory dinosaurs
Cheryl Cole - the new Vera Lynn, so they say?
I really cannot bear these people and will watch nothing that involves them