The best 'world exclusives' are usually in one of dodgy Des's trash mags and referring to people who most of the UK are unaware of, never mind the rest of the world, i.e. 'Josie from Big Brother exclusively reveals the time she broke wind during her Maths GCSE exam.'
'Read the shocking truth only in this week's OK YA'.
'Josie shows us the contents of her wheelie bin and reveals that she only changes her knickers every other week'
'We speak to Josie's exam invigilator who says: 'It was a stinker'.