This thread is hilarious.
I also hate romp, beau, any mention of curves.
I'd like to add:-
partied = went for a few drinks
pint sized pop princess - used usually when refering to Kylie Minogue.
Gal Pal - just BLLUUGGHH!!
Here's a great example from today's DM 'Real Housewives star Dana Wilkey 'squeezes her ample curves into a hot pink bikini' plus there's 'romping' on the beach with 'millionaire boyfriend'....
I also hate all the weather related hysteria...
The mecury plumetted to minus xx = it got cold because it's winter time.
Britian has been ravaged/blasted/plunged/swathed/battered by wind/snow/ice = it's winter time shock horror!!
Britain baked/sizzled/ in temperatures that were sent soaring into the 80s = it's summer time shock horror!!
the mecury soared = ditto