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Old 04-12-2012, 17:22
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I must say I do like hearing all these Cilla stories, I must say, I don't like the woman anyway, she's talentless, fake, hideously ugly, her singing voice was more akin to a parrot crossed with a pigeon and that put-on Scouse accent and the miming of the "Surprise, Surprise" theme back in the 90's was enough to make anyone sick. I've heard all the stories about her walking down the street shouting "No autographs" in that posh Home Counties accent that appears when the cameras are off, well if that was me, I'd simply say, "Do you think I want your autograph anyway?, you ginger beaver-faced old bitch!"
You sound just like a Badger, that's very, very angry.
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