Don't need to watch; here is a transcript:
'I swurrr on our wotsit's life that when I saw philip and fern i were 'igh on me baaaaah polur meds; i never took coke that day. our mark made me take coke but i never took it that day. i were slurring cos id only 'ad 2 hours sleep our mark were at me like 'ammer and tongs, nudge nudge i'm so happy now i'm hooked up with Fred' eeee's the one and our kids love 'im i cant wait for xmas.
blah blah blah.
She's a simpleton and a bare faced liar and actually one of the most pitiful specimens of 'humanity' in the UK.