My girlfriend said she was in Phoenix Nights, the barmaid that wasn't Mary. I didnt think it could be because she looked to old but PN was over 10 years ago!
Still laughing at "I'm getting the word...nonce"
Nah, I can picture both barmaids and she's neither of them.
It's probably something Peter Kay or Craig Cash related.
We'll leave this one hanging in the air 'don't phone in, it's just for fun'