Originally Posted by Blondie X
Kerry Katona has become the 4th Mrs Cruise?
Could be just what Tom needs. Kerry CashLady Katona would have no problem endorsing scientology, telling her fans it's the best thing ever (don't bother about that small print rubbish) and urge them to all sign up (when their CashLady money lands in their accounts).
And, bonus for Xenu, they wouldn't even need a new portmanteau .... TomKat(ona).