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Old 14-01-2013, 18:57
Saltydog1955
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In which I'm asked if I have a Nectar Card
Did I tell you about the time I went in to Boots for a tube of my special 8.95 a-tube-toothpaste and the dozy assistant told me there was a two-for-one offer . . .
Ed. 'Ready, aim, FIRE!!!!!!!'
Apparently the toothpaste she uses is especially for people with whiffy breath, so along with the reeking electric blanketed bed full of dishes of prawns for the cats her breath stinks too....

http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/retar..._match_e_plid_
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