In which I am asked if I have a Nectar Card
Did I tell you about the time I went in to Boots for a tube of my special £8.95 a-tube-toothpaste and the dozy assistant told me there was a two-for-one offer . . .
Ed. 'Ready, aim, FIRE!!!!!!!'
Of course Liz doesn't want any sort of loyalty card. It would mean she would actually be saving money and why would she want to do that when she'd much rather spend all her dosh on expensive gifts to make herself appear generous then cry poverty.