"‘Listen,’ I said, adopting my Beyoncé stance and hand gestures. ‘I assure you I am much busier than you, unless you are a surgeon on the side. You can’t afford me."
"Perhaps these white men are rude to me because I am a middle-aged woman who refuses to flirt with them..."
What a cretin of a woman! Perhaps it's because you are an utter b*tch and if it were up to them, they wouldn't be giving you the service at all to begin with!
And that comment about the funeral was just disgusting.