Originally Posted by Syntax Error
When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs
It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.
To be fair, I only opened this thread BECAUSE I misguidedly believed it was about his Majesty's moobs. If one cannot have a cackle at his moobs and (also) his parade of faux cover girls trying to smooth his brow on their, what., tenth holiday in a year? then what's the point?