You don't think a professional footballer kicking a teenage boy in the ribs on a pitch is a talking point? Perhaps not for you, but it's got the "down the pub" audience right on the mark.
Is there actually anything about the BBC you won’t defend?
A ball boy lying on a top of a ball to waste time, a footballer trying to kick the ball away but catches the ball boy - does it really deserve a hour long phone in? It was clear from listening that there was very little to discuss and even ‘down the pub’ they’d struggle to stretch it to an hour.