Why am I commenting on a Bieber thread? Nurse! I'm having a relapse!
Accidental inappropriate touching can happen to the best of us. Once, while standing up, facing away from my desk and engaged in an intense conversation, I casually reached back to open my desk draw and remove something from it... and ended up firmly groping my colleague who I had not heard walking up behind me. If mortification was an energy source, I could have produced enough energy to power a small village for six months.