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Originally Posted by Eddie Badger
You never know what the future may hold, we might see a headline saying "Professor Helen Flanagan Discovers Cure for All Diseases, Rewrites Einstein's Theory of Relativity and Invents Superfast Computer Chip."
But then we have a better chance of seeing a squadron of flying pigs.
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More likely:
'Cop an eyeful of lovely jugly Helen's new 40XXX boobs paid for by the readers of w*nk magazine; only 40p in all good newsagents'