If we're gonna go Larry then how about H as the victim and L as the cheater? Since H has the happy/sad face tattoos?
Or how about Clammy Boy
from The Wanted and Lindsay Lohan cheating with him on womens. Which she's done before? There's been a lot of on-off about them and maybe he does really like her.
There is only one gender mentioned so.....
It only says A List celebrity. Lohan ain't an A List actor but a celebrity A Lister, sure.
See, you can make just about anyone fit for these things.