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Simon Cowell's lifts
Doesn't he realise that a pair of jeans 3 leg lengths too big does absolutely nothing to hide his heels and lifts inside his boots?
It just looks quite ridiculous. EVERY picture he has taken has him stationary in this jeans round ankles pose.
If he wants to wear heels, just wear them!
It just looks quite ridiculous. EVERY picture he has taken has him stationary in this jeans round ankles pose.
If he wants to wear heels, just wear them!
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It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.
He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.
Its more obvious than a wig!
Anyone who follows his 'style' knows he wears heels. And all sorts else, especially with that face
This is the guy who wore trousers up to his neck on Pop Idol. I really don't think he actually gives two shits.
I don't think he does in the least - it's not as if it's stood in the way of his phenomenal success - but he plainly would still like to be taller.
It's his Achilles (high)heel.
hahaha me 2
I was thinking I was on the Dancing on Ice thread! Then thought ...wait, he's not in it!
To be fair, I only opened this thread BECAUSE I misguidedly believed it was about his Majesty's moobs. If one cannot have a cackle at his moobs and (also) his parade of faux cover girls trying to smooth his brow on their, what., tenth holiday in a year? then what's the point?
oh dear
Ka-boom, tish
I thought it was about his face!
5ft9, but i believe he wears 4" lifts. So around 5ft5" would be my estimation.
Tom cruise is a shade taller.
In that case perhaps he needs a cushion because his Farmer Giles are giving him merry hell?