It's pointless getting a new stylist when, thanks to her freakish breasts, she's never going to be able to find clothes that fit properly or flatter her figure. I also have to wonder whether she'd pay a blind bit of attention to a stylist when she doesn't listen to anyone else.
It's pointless getting a new stylist when, thanks to her freakish breasts, she's never going to be able to find clothes that fit properly or flatter her figure. I also have to wonder whether she'd pay a blind bit of attention to a stylist when she doesn't listen to anyone else.
On his Twitter page he looks like a 17 year old ladyboy.
Still, that's the look she tries to channel, so they should get on famously dahling!
Oh my! These are some of his tweets
i cant walk!!!!! hope i'm ok for friday! there are poles to ba danced on! x
haha thats hilar! thanks for saving me the bulge! x
It's not Lacroix sweetie!
and party and party and party cause that's just how we do!
Must have taken Patsy & Edina to be genuine role models.
Maybe he's a friend of Kev.
So who was her last stylist then ? Worzel Gummidge ?:rolleyes:
Presumably this one will be expected to perform miracles,but the fact is that you can't polish a turd.Should be good for few laughs though.
And looks like he REALLY knows his trade. amaze who would have thought there were so many options when it came to laces!!!! me too sweetie!!!! (demand driver get you a bottle) ....
So who was her last stylist then ? Worzel Gummidge ?:rolleyes:
Presumably this one will be expected to perform miracles,but the fact is that you can't polish a turd.Should be good for few laughs though.
And looks like he REALLY knows his trade. amaze who would have thought there were so many options when it came to laces!!!! me too sweetie!!!! (demand driver get you a bottle) ....
Front cover of Now mag -
Leo " She forced me to propose". :yawn:
Alex " She screamed when I wore wrong shoes". ( )
Plus Pete's secret meeting with Alex. :eek:
Front cover of Now mag -
Leo " She forced me to propose". :yawn:
Alex " She screamed when I wore wrong shoes". ( )
Plus Pete's secret meeting with Alex. :eek:
Front cover of Now mag -
Leo " She forced me to propose". :yawn:
Alex " She screamed when I wore wrong shoes". ( )
Plus Pete's secret meeting with Alex. :eek:
The funniest thing about this is that her new husband may as well not even exist for all the attention he's getting. Not even the raggedy old zeleb mags are interested in him.
Poor old Kierankevin, those dreams of fame and glory must be fading fast. Looks like that Sandals beach photoshoot was the beginning and end of his 'career' in the spotlight.
A "new" stylist? I didn't think she had one, I presumed that she threw on whatever tat was sent to her as a freebee that morning. I guess her old stylist never wanted to publicise that they worked for her:eek: it would not enhance their CV at all.
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It's pointless getting a new stylist when, thanks to her freakish breasts, she's never going to be able to find clothes that fit properly or flatter her figure. I also have to wonder whether she'd pay a blind bit of attention to a stylist when she doesn't listen to anyone else.
On his Twitter page he looks like a 17 year old ladyboy.
https://twitter.com/LucasMArmitage
Still, that's the look she tries to channel, so they should get on famously dahling!
Oh my! These are some of his tweets
haha thats hilar! thanks for saving me the bulge! x
It's not Lacroix sweetie!
and party and party and party cause that's just how we do!
Must have taken Patsy & Edina to be genuine role models.
Maybe he's a friend of Kev.
More likely a friend of Dorothy
Seriously though, maybe she needs to find a straight stylist or at least one who doesn't think Divine was a style icon
It would be interesting to know what kind of advice her PR company are giving her as the strategy of deflecting criticism by attacking Sandals, VB & her exes just opens her up to more ridicule.
*dies laughing*
* joins Snark E*
Perhaps she's angling for a photo shoot, but at her age, she might be too old for Loaded readers who are 21 in body and about 12 in mind.
Plenty; which I suspect she is ignoring.
Presumably this one will be expected to perform miracles,but the fact is that you can't polish a turd.Should be good for few laughs though.
And looks like he REALLY knows his trade.
amaze who would have thought there were so many options when it came to laces!!!!
me too sweetie!!!! (demand driver get you a bottle) ....
:eek: BOTTLES ! Vodka ones no doubt.
:D:D
Him & Gary styling her, can't go wrong.
new updated look
isn't that Jodie Marsh?
:eek: Divine WAS a style icon! KP's name shouldn't even be uttered in the same sentence as the divine Divine. :cool:
But I take you point. A pity KP doesn't.
There you go ! An immediate improvement !
A cross between Jody Marsh & Cupid Stunt
perfect.;)
EEK!:eek: Scary LOL:D
Leo " She forced me to propose". :yawn:
Alex " She screamed when I wore wrong shoes". ( )
Plus Pete's secret meeting with Alex. :eek:
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/magazine
No doubt the contents of that will keep this thread on page one for the foreseeable future.:D
Only if one of us buy it. Bags not me.
Count me out of that one too.:D
Oh come on,it would be rude to look a gift horse in the mouth really.:)
I think I'd better read a book, stat!
The funniest thing about this is that her new husband may as well not even exist for all the attention he's getting. Not even the raggedy old zeleb mags are interested in him.
Poor old Kierankevin, those dreams of fame and glory must be fading fast. Looks like that Sandals beach photoshoot was the beginning and end of his 'career' in the spotlight.
That's probably it. I guess we'll hear from him after he's passed his KP-levels.
A "new" stylist? I didn't think she had one, I presumed that she threw on whatever tat was sent to her as a freebee that morning. I guess her old stylist never wanted to publicise that they worked for her:eek: it would not enhance their CV at all.