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Originally Posted by The Prumeister

Styling her is easy peasy:

Pop to B&Q for some creosote for that 'golden glow'. Whilst you're there buy a job lot of charcoal for the eyebrows.

Buy 10,000 'my little ponies' and chop the hair off to make a nice nylon 'stenshun.

Go to Mothercare or any reputable outlet selling kids clothes and buy skirts for ages 5-6 - that's the size she likes them and they will at least cover her 'essentials'.

Buy 2 handkerchiefs and a ball of string to fashion a stunning bikini.

Go to any cut price clothing emporium and buy the cheapest, most garish, tackiest looking clothes there and bob's yer uncle.

You forgot the nails.