Not sure that you yourself understand the original point you were making. You do seem to take things very seriously for a discussion board.
You must be joking!
A couple of posts of mine from this thread you've obviously not read.
If it's a council car park I wonder if one of their wardens will try to levy a load of unpaid parking fines against his estate
If he was found in a local authority car park, no doubt there'll be a highly paid PR spin doctor who'll put out a statement assuring the public that 'elf 'n' safety is is rigorously followed by all their employees and absolving the council of any responsibility for his death.