welcome to you're new home
I also liked this bit
The source adds: “Katie wants him to help out with the household chores, such as cooking for her, doing the grocery shopping, laundry and putting out the bins. She’s also demanding that Kieran makes her cups of tea in the morning and that he’s not to wake her up if she decides to sleep in. She says he will also need to feed her animals and be in charge of clearing up any dog poo.”
Chief dog poo clearer upper and bin man. Sounds like he's fallen on his feet, lucky boy
So she wanted a live in housekeeper and sperm donor and himbo fits the bill.
Considering she'll end up having to pay him a million or so in divorce settlement, more if he knocks her up, would it have been cheaper to get a maid and visit the sperm bank?